Little Genie Games

A Sex Game for When Everyone’s Horny and Nobody Has a Plan Because “so… what do you want to do?” shouldn’t be the main event.   Ready, Sex, Go! is the playful,...

"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is...

MERRY DICKMAS! On Santa's shitlist? Save him a trip with these Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks. Sure to get EVERYONE'S tinsel in a tangle, these delicious red and green penis candies are perfect for...

DING! DING! DING! Service has been requested. Promptness is encouraged. Is that a dinner bell? Not exactly. You’re being officially summoned by the Ring For Sex Table Bell — a classic...

“12 Inches. My Favorite Vintage!” Pairs well with wine, vibes, and poor impulse control.   Got someone on your gift list who loves the hard stuff? Congratulations —...

Nice Deck! Guys get the full-frontal fantasy—what do we get? The Sexy Guys Playing Cards. Perfect for games of poke-her, one-handed solitaire, or impressing your friends without scaring...

DICKorating is FUN. Looking for classy party gear that doesn't leave out the sassy?! If so, these Glitterati Penis Party Balloons are just what you need to liven up the atmosphere. These 5 clear...

It’s a Blow Out. Because birthday candles deserve better punchlines. Need to lighten the mood without saying anything heartfelt? These Funny Adult Party Candles bring just the right amount of...

Every Queen needs a Sash. If you're planning a classy gold-themed Bachelorette Party, our gold on white satin Soon to be Married AF Bachelorette Sash is sassy (and not too trashy!) It's the perfect...

"SAME VAGINA 4 EVA!" Celebrate your enGAYgment with our She + Her Sash. Perfect for Lesbian Bachelorette Parties and Wedding Events, this 6 ft sparkling sash will make the Bride/Brides the...

"SAME PENIS 4 EVA!" Celebrate your enGAYgment with our He + Him Party Sash. Perfect for Gay Bachelor Parties and Wedding Events (or celebrating a Brand-New Trans Man), this 6 ft sparkling sash will...

Your Gift Bag Should Be As Fun As What’s Inside. Because “mystery bag” is part of the foreplay. Wrapping paper is a scam. This #Sexy Gift Bag is the better move — sturdy,...