Emotion Lotion

KEEP LICKIN’ IT OLD SCHOOL.
Because the ’70s were horny, unregulated, and delicious.

Feeling nostalgic for a simpler time ruled by bell-bottoms, shag carpet, and extremely questionable decision-making? Hop in the hot tub time machine—we went straight back to the 1970s and returned with the grooviest, lickable legend of them all: Emotion Lotion.

One of the original “lick & blow” classics, this warming love lotion has been seducing taste buds since someone’s dad hid a bottle in the glove box of his Trans Am. Honestly? Emotion Lotion might be the actual reason you exist. (Cue the wah-wah guitar and aggressive sax solo.)

Still Groovy. Still Selling Out.

Retro jokes aside, Emotion Lotion’s sweet taste and playful warming sensation have absolutely stood the test of time. How do we know? Because we can barely keep it in stock.

It’s water-based, condom-safe, completely edible, and unapologetically fun—the way products used to be before anyone asked too many questions.

And if you’re feeling picky? Buckle up, Baby. There are 20 (YES, TWENTY) flavors to choose from. That’s not a typo. That’s a lifestyle.

Bottle contains 4 ounces of pure disco-era mischief.

Emotion Lotion Flavors

Strawberry, Cotton Candy, Raspberry, Kiwi, Passion Fruit, Orange, Bubble Gum, Watermelon, Piña Colada, Peaches & Cream, Cherry, Cinnamon, Grape, Pumpkin Pie, Blueberry, Vanilla, Butterscotch… and more, because moderation wasn’t a thing in the ’70s.

Ingredient Vibes

Glycerine, Purified Water, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Colors, Groovy Lovin’ (obviously)

Bottom line: if you want a lube that takes itself very seriously, this is not it. If you want something fun, ridiculous, nostalgic, and wildly lickable—welcome home, Baby.