Macaweenie & Cheese

NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?
Well neighbor — that’s too long.

Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the void, and genuinely ask ourselves, “Is this too dumb to sell?” And as always, the answer was an enthusiastic, spiritually affirming NO.

Because sometimes a product comes along so pants-shittingly moronic that it transcends logic and enters legend status. This is one of those products. It is macaroni. It is cheese. It is unmistakably shaped like dicks. And it exists solely to bring chaos to your kitchen and peace to your soul.

Perfect for those who crave carbs and dick. Also ideal for anyone who has ever wanted to tell another human being to eat a big, heapin’ bowl of dicks — but with manners. And cheese.

How To Use It

Prepare like normal mac & cheese, except nothing about this is normal.

Boil the dicks. Stir the cheese. Reflect on your life choices.

Serve proudly to friends, enemies, roommates, neighbors, or unsuspecting dinner guests.

Maintain eye contact while they eat.

Key Features

Novelty pasta shaped exactly like dicks (no imagination required)

Includes REAL Kraft cheese, because this nonsense still has to taste good.

Net weight: 6.25 oz — approximately 4 servings of poor judgment

Ideal gag gift, white elephant nuke, or culinary middle finger

Guaranteed to ruin dinner conversation in the best possible way

Important Notes

This is food. This is dumb. This is intentional.

If you are offended by novelty pasta, this product was made specifically without you in mind.

Hott Products
Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.