Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Tiny gifts. Huge reactions.
Let’s be honest: most stocking stuffers are filler. These aren’t. This Holiday collection is packed with little luxuries, spicy surprises, and TSA-sized pleasures that fit in a Christmas stocking but deliver far more than their size suggests.
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X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages
Candyprints
$5.99SWEET. SUGARY. SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE. The easiest way to say something filthy without saying a word. Looking for a small, silly, and mildly unhinged add-on gift? This X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages packs naughty sayings into a compact...$5.99 -
"Light When You Want A BJ" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CLEAR COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT.Subtlety is optional. Meet the “Light When You Want a BJ” Soy Wax Candle — a softly glowing solution to a problem no one wants to talk about, but everyone would like resolved. No hints. No awkward...$24.00 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and also not nearly far enough. It’s...$11.99 -
Weekender Adventure Lube Variety Kit
Wicked Sensual Care
$34.99Slide into Adventure — Wherever You Go Tiny bottles, big vibes. A travel-ready lube kit for spontaneous nights, weekend getaways, or first-time toy lovers. Meet the Weekender Adventure Lube Variety Kit by Wicked Sensual Care: four mini essentials...$34.99 -
Really Big Sex Dice!
Ball & Chain Games
$9.99Go Big or Go Ho-Ho-Home Because nothing says “festive foreplay” like dice so big they could double as tree ornaments. You’ve seen sex dice. We’ve all seen sex dice. But these? These are Really Big Sex Dice! As in: “Why...$9.99 -
“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
$34.00Quack If You’re Naughty The world is on fire, taxes are due, politicians are yelling—and yet here you are buying a vibrating rubber duck. And honestly? Great choice. Meet the “Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator: the...$34.00 -
Good Blow Popping Oral Sex Candy
XR Brands
$4.25The Most Ridiculous Gift You’ll Buy This Year Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a mouthful of Pop Rocks and questionable decisions. You’re a full-grown adult. You pay taxes. You stress about politics, the economy, keeping...$4.25 -
JO Classic Tri-Me Triple Pack Gift Set
JO
$29.99Three Ways to Touch, Taste, and Tease. The perfect sampler for date nights, weekends away, or just because. Meet the JO Classic Tri-Me Triple Pack Gift Set: a travel-ready trio that lets you test-drive three of JO’s best-loved formulas in one cute...$29.99 -
Zodiac Pisces Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Pisces = Lost in a Fantasy (and Loving It) Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most unpredictable...$45.99 -
Zodiac Aquarius Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Aquarius = Emotionally Distant, Spiritually Advanced Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most...$45.99 -
Zodiac Capricorn Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Capricorn = Climbing the Ladder, in Heels Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most unpredictable...$45.99 -
Zodiac Sagittarius Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Sagittarius = Shoots First, Texts Later. Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most unpredictable...$45.99
Confessions from the Bottom of the Stocking
You know what doesn’t belong in a stocking? A stress ball shaped like Santa, novelty socks, and whatever panic-buy you grabbed at Target on December 23rd. You know what does belong in a stocking? Tiny bottles of glide, pocket-sized pleasures, flavored treats, and things that make Christmas morning feel less “Norman Rockwell” and more “funny you should ask, Mom.”
Be festive. Be generous. Be slightly unhinged. That’s the spirit.
These naughty stocking stuffers are small enough to hide in a sock but bold enough to change the entire mood of the morning. Whether you’re gifting a partner, a friend, a fling, or your most reliable lover—yourself—these little devils deliver instant joy and zero disappointment.
If you’re shopping for something a little bigger (or a lot stronger), explore our Sexy Christmas Gifts collection for luxe holiday upgrades. And if you're playing Santa for two, our Sexy Gifts for Couples page has the kind of shared-pleasure toys that rewrite the definition of “festive.”
Discreet Packaging & Privacy
Your Secret’s Safe, Babe.
Every order from Tabu ships in a plain, unmarked box with zero adult wording, logos, or branding—because your mail carrier doesn’t need to know a thing about your holiday mischief. Billing is discreet, packaging is quiet, and delivery is fast. Your pleasure stays private, always.