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The Naughty List: 12 Dirty Gift Ideas For Lazy People

 

Christmas is looming and you’ve got an extra special stocking to fill, care of Jolly Old St. Prick. Unfortunately, your local shopping mecca looks like a scene out of the Lord of the Flies and you just can’t seem to pull on your sweatpants and face the mayhem. Nice job. You are officially the laziest Elf on the Shelf.

Lucky for you, we’ve done the holiday heavy lifting for you with a list of 12 sexy gifts that are guaranteed to turn your Christmas Fail into Christmas Tail. Best of all, you can make the magic happen from the comfort of your keyboard. (And you won’t even have to put on sweatpants.)

FEMME FUNN BOUGIE WAND