Pecker Beer Can Topper

TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.
Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society.

Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can and instantly transforms your drink into something wildly inappropriate, deeply confusing, and impossible to unsee.

This is for gag gift shoppers who once thought Big Mouth Billy Bass was comedy gold, but have since evolved into something more… homoerotic. Less singing fish, more eye contact over beers shaped like dicks.

Perfect for bachelor parties, white elephant gift exchanges, tailgates, camping trips, and hunting weekends where everyone gets so drunk we sincerely hope nobody accidentally shoots anyone in the face. (RIP, Dick Cheney.)

How To Use It

Open your beer like a normal adult.

Snap the Pecker Topper onto the can.

Offer it to a friend and wait for the regret to bloom.

Drink responsibly, but present irresponsibly.

Key Features

Snaps securely onto most standard beer cans

Instantly converts any beverage into a visual crime

Reusable novelty topper for maximum repeat embarrassment

Perfect ice breaker, party favor, or social deterrent

Ideal for people with no shame and friends with phones

Hott Products
Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.