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Deluxe Rosebud Driller Set
Master Series
$190.00This Toy Will Rearrange Your Priorities Small footprint. Big attitude. Swollen consequences. Master Series' Deluxe Rosebud Driller Set is not here to be impressive - It’s here to be aggressive...$190.00 -
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Master Cock SCREW Giant 12.5" Dildo
XR Brands
$60.00Grab the lube—and maybe a prayer. Think you’ve seen it all? Think again. Meet the Master Cock SCREW Giant 12.5" Dildo: A twisted tower of rubbery destruction that laughs in the face of “too big.” With$60.00 -
Behind Closed Doors Hanging Sex Swing
Creative Conceptions
$86.00Keep Your Lover in Suspense Turn a doorway into a power move. Beds are familiar. Floors are serviceable. But the Behind Closed Doors Hanging Sex Swing transforms a solid door into a fully functional...$86.00 -
Shots Urethral Sounding Silicone Spiral Screw Plug Set
Shots Toys
$42.00Drill, Baby, DRILL. Gentlemen, your sounding sessions will never be the same after you stuff your hungry cock with our Shots Urethral Sounding Silicone Spiral Screw Plug Set. This set of four twisted...$42.00 -
HOSED Ultra-Slim 18 Inch Anal Dildo
XR Brands
$54.00THIS IS NOT A DRILL Wait - yes it is! In fact, this HOSED Ultra-Slim 18 Inch Anal Dildo is designed to snake an 18 inch tunnel right through your soul! Taking in the tip of this toy is no problem -...$54.00 -
Vac-U-Lock Ultraskyn Realistic Cock & Balls
Vac-U-Lock
$64.00THE "REAL-REAL" DEAL. Drill, Baby. Drill. Looking for something realistic? Start here. The Vac-U-Lock ULTRASKYN™ Realistic Cock & Balls combines lifelike detail, realistic texture, and Doc Johnson's...$64.00 -
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MOD Love Thruster Sex Machine
MOD Designs
$450.00NO HOLES BARRED Ready to join the drill team? Dominate every detail of your sex scene with the MOD Love Thruster Sex Machine. This awe-inspiring device is on a mission to deliver your next...$450.00 -
Midnight Lace Strap-On Harness
Sportsheets
$39.00Lace ’Em Up. Because power looks better in black lace. This is the harness you grab when you want to feel hot, in charge, and a little dangerous — without strapping into something that looks like it...$39.00 -
Triple Thrill Strap-On Harness Kit
Honey Play Box
$93.00OH, SNAP! Fancy a bit of Netflix and drill? Two can play that game with the Triple Thrill Strap-On Harness Kit. Most strap-ons are a one-sided affair, but this one is all about mutual pleasure. Have...$93.00 -
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Fetish Fantasy Universal Sex Swing Stand
Pipedream
Now: $528.00Was: $650.00No Ceiling Hooks. No Questions Asked. All the fun of a swing—none of the suspicious hardware. If the idea of installing a permanent hook in your ceiling feels like a conversation you don’t want to...Now: $528.00Was: $650.00 -
Pipedream Extreme "Fuck Me Silly, Man" Masturbator
Pipedream
MSRP: $700.00$599.99Come And Sit On Daddy's Lap. Need a safe and sexy companion? Our Pipedream Extreme "Fuck Me Silly, Man" Masturbator is the only thing you should be hiding in your closet! Fuck me has everything...MSRP: $700.00$599.99 -
Fetish Fantasy Series Fantasy Light-Up Dance Pole
Pipedream
MSRP: $320.00$299.99Roll Out With Your Pole Out! Why dance with your feet on the ground? Pole Dancing is a fun, sexy full-body workout that lets you FLY. If you're finally ready to let go of those inhibitions and give...MSRP: $320.00$299.99
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Femmefunn
$84.99
LET'S GO FIND YOUR G-SPOT.Turns out, location really is everything.
Meet the new Grande Dame of the G-Spot game, the Femme Funn Aluna Wand. With one perfectly sculpted curve and two completely...
Strap-On-Me Signature Body Harness
Strap-On-Me
$110.00
“Nice outfit.”
“Thanks — it’s a strap-on.”
High-fashion lingerie with a secret agenda.
The Strap-On-Me Signature Body Harness is the star of our incognito ling
Why Don't We
$25.00
Spice It Up Cards: The 3-Level Couples Game That Actually Delivers
Play it safe...or don't.
Finally — a couple's game that doesn’t rely on cartoon bananas or “tee-hee,
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BESO Clit Licker + Thrusting Egg
Voodoo Toys
Now:
$99.00
Was:
$128.00
A Tongue on the Outside. A Party on the Inside.
What do you get when toe-curling oral meets deep, rhythmic penetration? Voodoo’s BESO Clit Licker + Thrusting Egg — a two-engine pleasure machine that...
Why Don't We
$35.00
Something To Look Forward To All Week.
Lazy weekends in bed are cute… but Babe, you can do better than reheated takeout and doomscrolling. WHY NOT? is the board game that turns “What do you want to...
Slipskin Girthy Pressure-Sensitive Silicone Dildo
B-Vibe Toys
$155.00 - $185.00
A STROKE OF GENIUSSoft where it counts. Thick where it matters.
Looking for super-squishy comfort with real presence? B-Vibe’s Slipskin Girthy Pressure-Sensitive Silicone Dildo delivers fullness with...
Duo Silicone Dildo & Harness Set
VeDO Toys
$44.00
Hey, U UP?
You’re about to be—VeDo’s Duo Silicone Dildo & Harness Set doesn’t text back, but it does rearrange your plans. A charming combo of penetration and panache, this Ombre concoction features...
Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath
SHAFT
$94.99
Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (Literally)
When “Netflix and Cuddle” just isn’t gonna cut it, the Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath turns your dick into the ultimat
Elite Hollow Silicone Strap-On for Men
Pipedream
$59.00 - $72.00
IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME.Because great sex doesn’t disappear just because erections get unpredictable.
Hard facts: ED happens. Stress, age, meds, hormones—pick a culprit. One day you were...
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Bathmate
$149.99 - $209.99
Get Hard. Feel Good.
Real Talk: Most erection pumps have been using the same old vacuum cylinder design since the 70s, but not the Bathmate Hydromax Pump. The pioneers of hydro-vacuum technology at...