Have the Breast Time Ever!

Because everything is better with inflatable boobs.

Is there a single situation that wouldn’t be improved by a buoyant set of breasts? We’re not saying yes — but we’re also not saying no. The Big Boobie Balloons exist to answer that question loudly, proudly, and with absolutely zero shame.

Perfect for bachelor parties, bachelorette chaos, or any adult gathering that’s already gone off the rails, these inflatable fantasy jugs add instant boobitude to your party décor. And unlike breasts attached to an actual human being, these come with full legal and ethical clearance for ogling, poking, and general immaturity.

They’re silly. They’re ridiculous. They’re balloons shaped like boobs. That’s the entire pitch — and it works.

Key Features

Inflatable novelty balloons shaped like perky breasts
Easy to inflate and ready to cause problems immediately
Realistic nipple detailing for maximum immaturity
Package includes 6 light beige balloons
Ideal for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, and unapologetically dumb adult events

Hott Products

Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.