Party Harder.

The only drinking game that actually measures up.

Tired of adult party games that feel limp, ineffective, or just plain soft? Enter the Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game — a no-frills, high-stakes guessing game where confidence is rewarded and bad judgment is immediately punished.

Inspired by the classic “Higher or Lower,” this version swaps numbers for anatomy and leaves the consequences up to you. Bigger or smaller? Guess right and live to judge another round. Guess wrong and face whatever your group decides — shots, stripping, dares, or all of the above. Simple rules. Questionable decisions. Glorious results.

It’s part icebreaker, part testosterone test, and part social experiment. Discover who has a surprisingly accurate eye… and who’s been dramatically overestimating everything their entire life. We’re not naming names.

Warning: side effects may include prolonged staring, uninvited comparisons, and a sudden urge to reassess your own confidence.

How To Play

The dealer flips over a card to the player on their right.
That player guesses whether the next card will be bigger or smaller.
Guess wrong? Drink a shot, drink for the number of seconds you were off, or add a truth, dare, or strip rule to really ruin the vibe.
Guess right? Congratulations. You survive. For now.

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