Jumping Pecker

THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.
Simple. Stupid. Timeless.

Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people laugh since the 1960s.

No batteries. No explanation. Just a tiny penis with red feet that hops around like it has somewhere extremely important to be. Wind it up, set it down, and watch adults immediately revert to middle-school giggling.

This isn’t irony. This isn’t clever. This is comedy history — and somehow, it still works every single time.

How It Works

Remove the lid.

Wind it up.

Release the pecker.

Laugh harder than you expected.

Key Features

Classic wind-up jumping pecker with little red feet

Pure mechanical nonsense — no batteries required

Guaranteed to get laughs from people who claim to hate gag gifts

Perfect for white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, and desk sabotage

Pairs nicely with Jumping Boobies

Compact size for maximum surprise

Dimensions: 2"

Hott Products
Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.