Eat a Bowl of Dicks.

Dinner plans just got aggressively immature.

Hungry for some peen cuisine? Whether you’re throwing an adults-only dinner party or making questionable choices at 2 a.m., this Penis Pasta delivers the perfect balance of tasty and tasteless.

These little guys start out modest, but toss them into boiling water and watch them plump up into a full-blown spectacle. Top with your favorite cream sauce, add meatballs if you’re feeling bold, and serve with zero shame. Bone appétit.

Key Features

A hilarious novelty food that doubles as an unforgettable party dish
Pasta shapes expand when cooked — small at first, impressively plump after boiling
Made from 100% durum wheat
8.8 oz package
Ideal for adult dinner parties, gag gifts, or deeply unserious meals

Spencer & Fleetwood

Based in the UK, Spencer & Fleetwood specializes in bold, funny party favors and novelty gifts sourced from global trends and bad ideas executed well. From edible jokes to conversation-starting accessories, their products are designed to get laughs, raise eyebrows, and absolutely not be taken seriously.