The Oral Sex Coloring Book

What's Better Than a Rose on Your Piano?

Tulips on your organ — and a coloring book that absolutely *goes there.*

If oral is your love language, your hobby, and your cardio routine, The Oral Sex Coloring Book is about to become your new favorite therapy. Oral sex isn’t just a Pornhub category — it’s a lifestyle — and this adults-only coloring book celebrates every lick, suck, kiss, slurp, and blow in glorious black-and-white line art.

Featuring 24 original illustrations dedicated to the tongue’s finest work, this cheeky coloring book invites you to fill in every juicy detail. From classic positions to creatively contorted ones, each page is practically begging for your artistic intervention. Consider it mindfulness… but hornier.

All that’s left to do? Wet your whistle, crack open a fresh box of crayons, and spread this kinky coloring book WIDE OPEN.

The Oral Sex Coloring Book Key Features

A mouthful of oral-sex illustrations — no dentists, all decadence
Colorful cover with 24 tantalizing pages of lickable line art
Printed on sturdy 80# stock with a glossy cover for extra durability
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, markers, or your most chaotic artistic impulses
A hilariously dirty gift for partners, friends, or the office white elephant (if you like HR paperwork)

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.