Sex Machines
Sex Machines
SEX MACHINES DO THE HEAVY LIFTING.
At some point, every serious penetration enthusiast has the same thought: "I could probably build one of those." Our advice? Leave this—and your genitals—to the professionals.
Whether you're shopping for your first fucking machine or upgrading to something faster, stronger, and more reliable, you'll find purpose-built sex machines designed to do exactly what they were made to do. No trips to the hardware store required.
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Cowgirl Rocking Saddle Sex Machine
Children Of The Revolution
$350.00MEET YOUR EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT SADDLE Control + pressure + rhythm = orgasm unlock There’s a reason people like to ride things—and no, we’re not going to over-explain it. The Cowgirl Rocking Saddle Sex...$350.00 -
Saddle Pro Deluxe Riding Sex Machine With 4 Attachments
XR Brands
MSRP: $2,076.00$1,856.00This Machine Does Not Negotiate Hold On. Or Don’t. This may not be your first rodeo — but the Saddle Pro Deluxe Riding Sex Machine With 4 Attachments will test how long you can stay in the saddle...MSRP: $2,076.00$1,856.00 -
Banger Climaxxr 360 Sex Machine
ORION
$2,200.00ENGINEERED FOR EXCESS.Das Ist Ja Hammer! Looking for something special? This Banger Climaxxr 360 Sex Machine blends quality German engineering with on-demand penetration! Perfect for adult playrooms...$2,200.00 -
Autoblow AI Ultra
Autoblow
$229.99Blowjobs, Now in BetaBecause your hand has been carrying this relationship long enough. Smart tech upgraded your phone, your car, and your thermostat — so yeah, it finally upgraded your dick too...$229.99 -
Extreme Obedience Bondage Bench
XR Brands
MSRP: $1,750.00$1,500.00THE CENTERPIECE OF OBEDIENCE.Please be seated. A proper playroom deserves a proper throne. The Extreme Obedience Bondage Bench isn't just furniture — it's the command center for your entire scene...MSRP: $1,750.00$1,500.00 -
Lovense Mini Sex Machine
Lovense
$399.00Drill, Baby, DRILL! If you still think F-bots are all huge, loud, and wildly impractical, meet the Lovense Mini Sex Machine. This compact 7-pound powerhouse is designed to be lifted, carried, and...$399.00 -
Thrusting Compact Sex Machine
Lux Fetish
$192.00STOP. HAMMER TIME. You don’t control this. You survive it. Is there such a thing as too much? No. But this Thrusting Compact Sex Machine might be the closest you’ll get to finding out. This isn’t a...$192.00 -
Cowgirl Unicorn Sex Machine Ride-On Vibrator
Children Of The Revolution
$1,995.00FEEL THE FANTASY. Your magic ride has arrived. No cancellations. Imagine the ultimate sex machine—perfectly shaped, fully loaded, and designed to take control of your orgasms. Chances are, it looks...$1,995.00 -
Lovense App-Controlled Sex Machine
Lovense
$849.99HUMANS TRY. MACHINES DELIVER.Give Yourself Over To Absolute Pleasure. Looking for a toy that can quite literally take the lead? The Lovense App-Controlled Sex Machine is a precision-engineered power...$849.99 -
LoveBotz Pro-Bang Sex Machine with Remote Control
XR Brands
$440.00NO HOLES BARRED. This is not a gentle introduction. This is propulsion. Ready to open your mind — and every available orifice — to bionic-level penetration? There’s nothing quite like piston-powered...$440.00 -
Cowgirl Sex Machine Silicone Attachments
Children Of The Revolution
$47.00 - $55.00SADDLE UP. Add a little more variety to your ride. Already playing with the Cowgirl Sex Machine? Good. Now here’s where things get interesting. These Cowgirl Silicone Attachments l$47.00 - $55.00 -
VeDO Hummer Oral Masturbator for Men - 2.0
VeDO Toys
$369.99THE BJ MACHINE MANKIND HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.“Even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset..” ― Chuck Palahniuk Since the quest for fire or the...$369.99
WE SUPPORT YOUR HOBBY.
Some people might say you're obsessed with sensation. Others might call you a sex addict. We're not qualified to diagnose anything. We just happen to think you're a fun person who knows exactly what they like.
Respect.
