Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
-
The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99What's Better Than a Rose on Your Piano? Tulips on your organ — and a coloring book that absolutely *goes there.* If oral is your love language, your hobby, and your cardio routine, The Oral Sex Coloring Book is about to become your new favorite...$12.99 -
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$11.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.(Someone had to say it.) The world is absolutely crawling with assholes — loud ones, proud ones, “I’m just being honest” ones — and yet so few ever receive the recognition they so desperately...$11.99 -
"I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from your everyday...$7.99 -
"Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from...$7.99 -
Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00 - $30.00Yum, Yum, Come Get Some! Like it RAW? This Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card is a tasty invitation to 2 of the best things in life! This super-seggsy greeting card is blank so you can write all the juicy details on the inside. Just...$5.00 - $30.00 -
Kama Sutra Oral Sex Travel Kits
Kama Sutra
$22.99Cocktail-Inspired Oral Sex Kits You Actually Can Carry On Flavor, warmth, and glide in one cheeky little travel bag. You know the cruel thing about travel? You can’t bring your favorite cocktail on the plane — unless it happens to be the Kama...$22.99 -
Magic Wand MICRO Cordless Rechargeable
Vibratex
$81.00Smaller Size, Same Magic This year’s most hotly-anticipated travel gadget has finally arrived, and it’s NOT noise-cancelling headphones. Vibratex’s Magic Wand MICRO Cordless Rechargeable is the sporty little remake we’ve all been...$81.00 -
Sex & Mischief Amor Handcuffs
Sportsheets
$26.00Love Looks Better in Restraints. A little bondage goes a long way. Sometimes romance means flowers and sweet nothings. Other times, it means being gently bound and very aware of who’s in charge. The Sex & Mischief Amor Handcuffs are...$26.00 -
Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs
Satisfyer
$7.95READY AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE Why do Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs feel so damn good? Because they just got LAID… (cue rimshot). Small, sporty, and made for one-time use, these pocket-sized strokers let you crack open a quickie anywhere, anytime...$7.95 -
Lovense Flexer Bluetooth G-Spot & Clit Panty Vibrator
Lovense
$119.99They'll Never See You Coming! Feeling daring? Take your kinks out of the bedroom - and out on the town - with the Lovense Flexer Bluetooth G-Spot & Clit Panty Vibrator. Lovense is already known for creating the most innovative remote-controlled...$119.99 -
B-Vibe Remote Control Vibrating Heart Plug
B-Vibe Toys
$123.00"SO… BUTT STUFF?" Sometimes hearts don’t just whisper — they hum. The Pink B-Vibe Remote Control Vibrating Heart Plug takes a classic romantic symbol, gives it a mischievous twist, and puts it exactly where the magic happens. Soft...$123.00 -
INFINITY Aqua Water-Based Lubricant
Pjur
$32.50Slide Into Endless Bliss INFINITY Aqua Water-Based Lubricant brings you the kind of glide that feels expensive — because it is. Crafted in Germany by Pjur, this silky, pH-balanced formula delivers long-lasting moisture without glycerin, parabens,...$32.50
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.