Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party Harder. The only drinking game that actually measures up. Tired of adult party games that feel limp, ineffective, or just plain soft? Enter the Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game — a no-frills, high-stakes guessing game where confidence is...$17.00 -
BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00BETTER THAN CAKE! Driving yourself crazy trying to find that perfect gift? We all know the best things in life are free - (like getting naked) - so keep it simple! Just present this BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card to your favorite birthday boy or girl...$5.00 -
Huge Penis Ice Luge
Play Wiv Me
$49.99Pour Me 8 Inches. Because every great party deserves bad ideas and cold drinks. You know what every party could use? A little more spectacle. Enter the Huge Penis Ice Luge — the frozen centerpiece that takes your average gathering and erects it...$49.99 -
Beer Boobs Drinking Game
Play Wiv Me
$36.99Suck Hard. Suck Fast. Suck First. Not Last. This is not a thinking game. This is a drinking game. Tired of party games that die after ten minutes and leave everyone doom-scrolling on the couch? Enter the Beer Boobs Drinking Game — a gloriously...$36.99 -
Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$40.00Whale Hello There! A tiny whale with surprisingly good aim. Cute, compact, and unintimidating, the Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibrator is designed for beginners, gift-giving, and anyone who prefers their pleasure playful rather than overpowering. This...$40.00 -
Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$42.00Cakes Your Breath Away. A sweet little vibe with a surprisingly busy tongue. Some toys are intimidating. This one looks like dessert. The Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibrator is a playful, beginner-friendly pleasure toy designed to keep things light,...$42.00 -
We-Vibe Classic Sync 2
We-Vibe
$159.99United We Come! Ready to integrate more pleasure into your sex routine? Meet the couple's vibe that changed the game, the We-Vibe Classic Sync 2. The perfect place to start if you're new to shared toy play, this modern date night tool is designed to be...$159.99 -
Candy Ass Booty Pop
Hott Products
$5.00You Are Butt You Eat. A sweet treat with absolutely no shame. May we ASS you a personal question? Do you like butts? Cool. You’re among friends. The Candy Ass Booty Pop is a cheeky little lollipop designed for people who appreciate their sweets...$5.00 -
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Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Don’t Grow Up — It Sucks. A coloring book for people who remember joy. Remember when you were young and couldn’t wait to grow up? Turns out adulthood isn’t cocaine and hookers — it’s emails, ibuprofen, and wondering...$12.99 -
Gläs Toys 4-piece Mr. Swirly Set
Glas Toys
$68.00Service With a Swirl. The Gläs 4-Piece Mr. Swirly Set is a beautifully crafted glass collection designed for anyone who loves combining art, sensation, and versatility in their pleasure play. Each piece is handmade from durable borosilicate glass...$68.00 -
Big Boobie Balloons
Hott Products
$9.99Have the Breast Time Ever! Because everything is better with inflatable boobs. Is there a single situation that wouldn’t be improved by a buoyant set of breasts? We’re not saying yes — but we’re also not saying no. The Big Boobie...$9.99 -
NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00MAKE A SPLASH! If your squirt queen lives life by the LITER, she's going to gush over this NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper. Perfect for X-Rated gifting, this G-Centric gift wrap celebrates every girl's favorite bedroom party trick. (AKA -...$15.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.