Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Kama Sutra Tranquility Massage Oil Kit
Kama Sutra
$40.00Your Portable Escape Plan — No Passport Required. Need a sensual reset? A mood shift? A break from the chaos of being a functioning adult? The Kama Sutra Tranquility Massage Oil Kit is your go-anywhere, melt-everything mini retreat. Inside are five...$40.00 -
Multi-colored Dicky Sippy Straws
Kheper Games
$7.99Just The Tip! Making your party planning checklist? Don't forget the sippers! A Bachelorette Party isn't even a PARTY until your guests get their very own Multi-Colored Dicky Sippy Straws. And, once your Bride-To-Be wraps her lips around one of...$7.99 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
Candyprints
$6.00We’ve Got a Full Plate (of Dicks!). Serve snacks. Serve audacity. Serve cock. Why settle for boring tableware when you can put the joke directly on the plate? These Penis Plates bring instant, unavoidable filth to any party — no setup...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
Candyprints
$6.50The Perfect “Gag” Gift. Because legends plan ahead. Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real Blowjob Queens come prepared. The BJB (BlowJob Bib) is equal parts outrageous and oddly practical — designed for people who like their jokes filthy...$6.50 -
Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps
Pastease
$11.99Lick And Stick. Because foreplay should taste as good as it looks. Think your naughty bits are good enough to lick? Prove it. Pastease Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps turn bodies into dessert — sweet, playful, and meant strictly for...$11.99 -
Clone-A-Willy DYI Vibrator Kit
Empire Labs
$58.00Better Than a Selfie. Make a copy. Leave a legacy. Who makes the best sex toy on the planet? You do. The Clone-A-Willy DIY Vibrator Kit lets you create an exact, shockingly detailed replica of your favorite body part — for admiration, nostalgia,...$58.00 -
Bachelorette Duelling Dicks Party Game
Pipedream
$34.00EN GARDE! Grab your camera phones and get ready for a battle of epic proportions with the Bachelorette Duelling Dicks Party Game. Simply blow up your wanker of choice, strap on, and charge into battle! The Kit includes 2 competition Velcro harnesses and...$34.00 -
Gummy Boobs
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99It’s the TITS. For the grown-up who is perpetually fourteen. Let’s not overthink this. Boobs are great. Everyone agrees. Young or old, gay or straight, civilized or feral — boobs remain undefeated. And now, thanks to these Gummy Boobs,...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Penis Gummies
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99Go Eat a Box of Dicks! Sweet, chewy, and aggressively unnecessary. If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: people will eat gummies shaped like absolutely anything — including itty-bitty dicks. Don’t believe us? Pull these out...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs
Island Dogs
$12.99Nothing Is More Fun Than Offending the Right People. Say it with coffee. And zero apologies. You don’t take shit from anybody — and now your mug doesn’t either. The Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs are perfect for shutting down small...$12.99 -
Men's Pinnochio Briefs
Male Power
$19.99“Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish…” …and someday, you’ll be a real boy. Until then: wear the lie. Ah yes. The legend of Pinocchio — a tale as old as time: if he tells a lie, his nose grows. For your...$19.99 -
Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Sling
Sportsheets
$95.00The Door That Turns Into a Launch Pad No ceiling hooks. No drilling. Just shut the door and start flying. The Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Sling is what happens when you take big, suspended-body fantasy and make it actually work in real apartments, hotel...$95.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.