Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Bachelorette Party Pecker Veil
Kheper Games
MSRP: $16.00$12.00Here comes the Bride. What separates a Bridal Shower from a Bachelorette Party? Tequila shots and our classic Bachelorette Party Pecker Veil! Adorned with shimmering multi colored peckers, this lightweight veil clips right on to any hairstyle, adding a...MSRP: $16.00$12.00 -
Super Penis Water Gun
Pipedream
$15.99SKEET SKEET SKEET! Need to pull the trigger on your next Bachelorette Party? Our Super Penis Water Gun is completely disgusting and inappropriate, which is exactly why you'll love it. Fill it with water (or hand lotion) and make it rain on your next...$15.99 -
Bachelorette Party Pecker Centerpiece
Hott Products
$15.99Erect The Perfect Party Table! Does your Bachelorette Party decor seem a little limp? Wow your guests and jizz things up with this massive Bachelorette Party Pecker Centerpiece. Huge, pink and ready to party, this will be the biggest boner your...$15.99 -
Strawberry Booby Pop
Hott Products
MSRP: $6.50$5.00Tits a Wonderful Life. A sweet little tribute to everyone’s first fixation. Remember the first time you ever laid eyes on a truly impressive set of knockers? This Strawberry Booby Pop is here to help you relive that formative moment — one...MSRP: $6.50$5.00 -
Pin The Macho On The Man
Pipedream
$12.99PIN IT TO WIN IT. Great Bachelorette Parties are made of 3 things: Alcohol, Regret and PIN THE MACHO ON THE MAN! This classic ice-breaker party game has been getting all-girl parties started for over 20 years! SO much more fun than pinning a tail on a...$12.99 -
Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms
Global Protection
$6.00Glow Up. Safe sex, but make it radioactive. Does your weiner crave attention? Same. The Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms are here to make sure no one loses track of the main event — even when the lights are off and the decisions are...$6.00 -
Stroke 29 Male Masturbation Cream
Empowered Products
$18.99 - $28.99Upgrade Your Solo Game. Because your hand deserves better equipment. Still relying on hand lotion or hair conditioner? It might be time for a smarter solution. Stroke 29 Male Masturbation Cream was created for long, luxurious solo sessions...$18.99 - $28.99 -
Big Boobie Cake Pan
Pipedream
$20.99What a Great (Cake) Rack! Bake something with serious support. Ready to serve dessert with stacked proportions? The Big Boobie Cake Pan lets you bake a show-stopping pair of breasts that no one at the party will forget — whether they want to or...$20.99 -
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Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata
Pipedream
$29.99HIT THAT DICK! A well-hung party guest that's sure to break the ice, our Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata is even better than a male stripper! (Well, almost.) Truly cathartic for any woman that's ever been told not to "hit a man where it hurts," just fill...$29.99 -
Jumbo Pecker Cake Pan
Pipedream
MSRP: $26.00$20.99Bake Up One Beautiful Boner! Stuck with the same penis forever? You can enjoy a different dick every night of the week with our Jumbo Pecker Cake Pan. Perfect for Bachelorette Parties, this reusable aluminum cake pan will allow you to be your own Dick...MSRP: $26.00$20.99 -
Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker
Pipedream
$31.00Behold, The Biggest Dick at The Party! Sticking with the classic penis theme for your next bachelorette party? Go balls deep with our Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker! This titan of penis party decor stands at 6 feet, dwarfing everything in its...$31.00 -
Sportsheets "Under The Bed" Restraint System
Sportsheets
$72.00Go Around the World Without Leaving Your Bed. Meet the original (yes, the OG — Sportsheets really did invent it) Under The Bed Restraint System. This genius little setup turns any mattress into a “stay exactly where I put you”...$72.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.