Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Arcwave/Womanizer Couple's Pleasure Pair
Arcwave
$275.00Keep Your Love Life Charged—Literally. Sure, the market is flooded with couples’ toys—but the Arcwave/Womanizer Couple’s Pleasure Pair isn’t just another gadget. It’s the Ferrari of orgasms, featuring two of our most...$275.00 -
Swiss Navy's Holiday Fun Pack
SWISS NAVY
$20.00Slide Into The Holiday Season It’s that time of year again—holiday shopping is in full swing, and we know how overwhelming it can be to choose the perfect gift. But here's a slick idea your partner might not expect: Swiss Navy's Holiday...$20.00 -
Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe
California Exotics
$46.00Kush For Your Bush! Looking for a fun new hybrid strain? This Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe will toke your breath away with 10 functions of intense vibration, pulsation, and escalation! And, while Smoke Show may come off as a bit, well - BLUNT! – you...$46.00 -
The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever!
Wood Rocket
$12.99It's Called Self-Care. If your therapist says you need a new hobby, we've got just the activity for you: The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever! Featuring a variety sex acts like bondage, gang bangs and “The Human Sexipede," this one is guaranteed to...$12.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You!) If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous Office Pens say them for you! Perfect for Retail,...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Got a Bestie who's down in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of the very best things in life with this To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm. It's the perfect gift for anyone who needs some...$4.99 -
CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
$12.99Because EVERYTHING Has It's Place. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in our current political landscape, CONDOMS rank highly among our favorite besties! Warm Human's CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray will keep your favorite rubbers...$12.99 -
Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting A Bad Wrap? Ahhh, there's just something about ribbons and wrapping paper that puts us in the holiday spirit. Wait. Who are we kidding? Wrapping presents is a boring waste of time, tape, and paper, unlike these Snarky Gift Bag...$14.99 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.00READ MY NAME TAG. Having a "Fuck Off" kinda' of day? You've got zero chill and so does this "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket. Perfect for your very first and very last day of work, this angry enamel statement pin is a direct way to let people know...$10.00 -
"Ring For Sex" Table Bell
Little Genie Games
$8.99DING! DING! DING! Is that a dinner bell you hear? Well, not exactly. You're being summoned for service by the "Ring For Sex" Table Bell! Designed like a classic hotel counter ringer, this clapper's clear and audible ring will alert you when it's time to...$8.99 -
XXX Nurses Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Welcome To Genital Hospital. Got a painful erection that just won't quit? Boy, you are one sick individual. Luckily, we have a cure - the XXX Nurses Coloring Book! Packed with nympho nurses in 24 kinky medical scenarios, this book gives "Private...$12.99 -
52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards
Sleazy Greetings
$10.00LET'S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Wanna' keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make these 52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards a "regular" part of your poker night routine! Packed with toilet-humor and every kind of poo you do, this dirty deck is an all-out...$10.00