Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
$24.00THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE FUEL Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks Lab, we bring you Creature Cum Jizz Lube—a thick, gooey,...$24.00 -
NaughtyVibes Valentine's Day Card & Mini Vibe
KushKards
$19.95Roses Are Red. Pants Are Optional. A Valentine’s card that delivers the message and the buzz. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, please take off your pants.” Romantic? Maybe not. Effective? Absolutely. This...$19.95 -
Autoblow AI Ultra
Autoblow
$229.99Blowjobs, Now in Beta Smart tech has invaded every corner of life—so why shouldn’t your dick get an upgrade too? Enter the Autoblow AI Ultra, a hands-free pleasure-bot that’s where Silicon Valley meets Deep Throat. Autoblow isn't cheap...$229.99 -
Love Oil Coconut Oil-Based Lube
Kama Sutra
$24.99Your “Do No Harm” Lubricant. Clean, coconut-based glide that treats your body—and the planet—with respect. Respect your body and the earth with Kama Sutra Love Oil Coconut Oil-Based Lubricant. Vegan, cruelty-free, and thoughtfully...$24.99 -
Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING BIG EGGPLANT ENERGY! Need a little more aubergine energy in your orbit? Consider this your sign. Is your pal missing out on her favorite recreational vegetable? Gift your bestie something zesty with the Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm...$4.99 -
Arcwave/Womanizer Couple's Pleasure Pair
Arcwave
$275.00The Power Couple of Pleasure Tech Keep Your Love Life Charged—Literally. Sure, the market is flooded with couples’ toys—but the Arcwave/Womanizer Couple’s Pleasure Pair isn’t just another gadget. It’s the Ferrari of...$275.00 -
Bondage Love Pillow
XR Brands
$188.00At Ease! Your soft launch into restraint, comfort included. Curious about kink but not ready to go full dungeon? The Bedroom Bliss Bondage Love Pillow is designed for exactly that sweet spot — where comfort, positioning, and light restraint meet...$188.00 -
Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe
California Exotics
$46.00Kush for Your Bush! A little joint that hits way harder than it looks. Looking for a fun new hybrid strain? Meet the Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe — a pocket-sized pleasure piece designed to leave you pleasantly buzzed without ever failing a drug...$46.00 -
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Lovgun Pocket Therapy Massager
Lovgun
Now: $160.00Was: $199.99MAXIMUM VELOCITY: Because Subtlety Is Overrated. Looking for vibrations that go beyond mere muscle relaxation? This Lovgun Pocket Therapy Massager is basically a vibrator on steroids—with the soul of a jackhammer. Perfect for blasting away tension,...Now: $160.00Was: $199.99 -
Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks
Little Genie Games
$5.99MERRY DICKMAS! On Santa's shitlist? Save him a trip with these Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks. Sure to get EVERYONE'S tinsel in a tangle, these delicious red and green penis candies are perfect for spreading that BGE (Big Grinch Energy.) Penis Candies...$5.99 -
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The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever!
Wood Rocket
$12.99It’s Called Self-Care. Look It Up. Because mindfulness is cheaper when it comes with filth. If your therapist says you need a new hobby, we’d like to gently suggest coloring. Specifically, The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever — a wildly...$12.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You!) Say what you’re thinking. Let the pen deal with the consequences. If you’re lucky enough to have a job, there are so many things you’re dying to say to your boss and coworkers — and absolutely none of...$12.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.