Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Because cuddles are great — but let’s not stop there. Got a bestie stuck in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of life’s most important pleasures with the To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out...$4.99 -
CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
$12.99Because EVERYTHING Has Its Place. Diamonds are cute. Condoms are practical. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in today’s political climate? Condoms are doing some heavy emotional lifting. The CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray...$12.99 -
Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting a Bad Wrap? Wrapping is a scam. There’s something about ribbons and wrapping paper that screams “holiday cheer.” Just kidding. Wrapping gifts is a boring waste of time, tape, and paper — unlike...$14.99 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$11.99READ MY NAME TAG. No small talk. No pleasantries. Message received. Having a full-on “fuck off” kind of day? Zero chill. Zero patience. Meet the Fuck Off Enamel Pin from Wood Rocket — an angry little lapel statement that lets...$11.99 -
"Ring For Sex" Table Bell
Little Genie Games
$10.00DING! DING! DING! Service has been requested. Promptness is encouraged. Is that a dinner bell? Not exactly. You’re being officially summoned by the Ring For Sex Table Bell — a classic hotel-style counter ringer repurposed for far more...$10.00 -
XXX Nurses Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Welcome to Genital Hospital. Please take a seat. Your treatment is extremely inappropriate. Got a painful erection that just won’t quit? Tragic. Concerning. Fortunately, medical science has an answer. The XXX Nurses Coloring Book is here to...$12.99 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Resistance is futile. Curiosity is encouraged. Do human women feel a little too… terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing — and now you don’t have...$79.00 -
52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards
Sleazy Greetings
$10.99LET’S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Because your poker night deserves less class and more ass. Wanna keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make the 52 Deuces Poop Deck Playing Cards a “regular” part of your game-night routine...$10.99 -
Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear
Master Series
$45.00The Safe Word Is POOH. Childhood comfort. Adult complications. Is your sub’s love language leather? Say hello to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear — the result of asking, “What if Paddington Bear wandered into a BDSM...$45.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can’t Unsee It, and Neither Can You. Looking for your sole-mate? With foot fetishes now officially mainstream, the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is the toy no one asked for—but everyone’s talking about. Sculpted in...$50.00 -
Sex Magnet Pheromone Massage Candle
Kama Sutra
$14.99 - $28.00Melted Warmth, Soft Skin, Zero Wrong Moves A low-temp massage candle that turns heat, scent, and touch into a slow-burn seduction ritual. This is Kama Sutra’s take on the classic massage candle — only dressed up in richer scents and a soft,...$14.99 - $28.00 -
Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set
Vella Bioscience
$115.00Your Dry Spell Is Over. A science-backed pleasure boost designed to help your body say yes—louder. Make arousal come easier with the Vella Pleasure Serum – 2 Jar Gift Set, a clinically driven solution designed to enhance physical pleasure by...$115.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.