“Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish…”

…and someday, you’ll be a real boy. Until then: wear the lie.

Ah yes. The legend of Pinocchio — a tale as old as time: if he tells a lie, his nose grows. For your sake (and your partner’s rapidly fading patience), we can only hope that’s how it works in real life too.

The Men’s Pinocchio Briefs are a gift for unhinged storytellers and the poor, long-suffering lovers who have heard “I swear she's my work friend” one too many times. Featuring comical googly eyes and a contrasting, extra-long “nose,” these briefs turn every tall tale into a visual aid.

Sexy? Technically. Subtle? Absolutely not. Funny enough to forgive a lie? Depends how committed you are to the bit.

Key Features

Pinocchio-themed men’s briefs with googly eyes and an extra-long contrasting “nose” detail
One size fits most (waist 28–38 inches)
Composition: 95% polyamide, 5% spandex
Care: wash separately • drip dry • do not bleach
Made in the USA

Male Power

Established in 1974, Male Power is a leading national brand of men’s exotic underwear. Built on the idea that today’s man wants underwear that’s fashionable, sexy, and comfortable, their designs blend playful confidence with everyday wearability — because basic is boring.