Wanna Be a Baller?

Sometimes you just need a set of balls.

Ladies, stress is relentless. Yoga helps. Baths help. Mindfulness helps. But sometimes you need something you can grab immediately without lighting a candle or forgiving anyone. That’s where these Squishy Stress-Relieving Balls come in.

Bills piling up? SQUEEZE.
Boss being a nightmare? SQUEEZE.
He ghosted you? SQUEEZE.
Kids screaming? SQUEEZE. SQUEEZE. SQUEEZE.

Berry-scented, purse-sized, and deeply satisfying, these stress-ticles are perfect for releasing tension without committing any actual felonies. Keep them close to prevent crushing someone else’s balls like a pair of grapes.

They make excellent gifts and stocking stuffers for anyone who could use a little extra grip on life. And according to highly scientific studies (trust us), owning a nutsack increases confidence by 20.8% — so don’t forget to bring them to your next salary negotiation.

Key Features

Squishy stress balls shaped like a classic set of balls
Berry-scented for reasons we refuse to explain
Compact, portable, and purse-friendly
Great as gag gifts, stocking stuffers, or desk stress relief
Product size: 2.75 inches

Kheper Games

Keep the naughty rolling with Kheper Games! When small talk sucks and things need to get hot and hilarious, Kheper Games has your back (and front). From birthdays to bachelor and bachelorette blowouts, their X-rated party games turn awkward into awesome — leaving everyone laughing, blushing, and maybe touching things they shouldn’t.