Got a Sweet Tooth?

Because enthusiasm shouldn’t come with dental consequences.

Look — this is a deeply stupid product. You probably don’t need it. And yet… you’ve absolutely bought dumber things on Amazon at 2 a.m. The Gum Job Oral Sex Gummy Candy Teeth Covers exist for one very specific problem: accidental teeth during oral.

These soft, candy-flavored gummy mouth guards slip right over your teeth to help cushion enthusiastic effort and keep sensitive bits safe from unexpected enamel. Are they practical? Debatable. Are they funny? Extremely. Are they a guaranteed conversation starter? Unfortunately, yes.

Perfect as a gag gift, bachelorette chaos item, or novelty you buy “as a joke” and then absolutely try once.

Key Features

Gummy candy mouth guards designed to cover teeth during oral play
Helps reduce tooth-to-skin contact during enthusiastic sessions
Flavors include Cherry Pie, Succulent Strawberry, and Wild Watermelon
A hilariously unnecessary gag gift for people with a sense of humor
Best enjoyed as novelty candy — expectations should remain reasonable

Hott Products

Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.