It’s the TITS.

For the grown man who is perpetually fourteen.

Let’s not overthink this. Boobs are great. Everyone agrees. Young or old, gay or straight, civilized or feral — boobs remain undefeated. And now, thanks to these Gummy Boobs, you can enjoy them in soft, bouncy, chewy candy form.

A whole lot more fun than gummy bears, these grown-up gummies deliver instant nostalgia, immediate immaturity, and a sudden sugar craving you absolutely did not need. They’re sweet, ridiculous, and guaranteed to make every adult in the room act like a 14-year-old boy who just discovered the internet.

Are they classy? No. Are they delicious? Unfortunately, yes.

Key Features

Grown-up gummy candy shaped like boobs (obviously)
Soft, bouncy, and chewy texture for maximum immaturity
Comes in three different flavors
Total weight: 4 oz
Perfect gag gift, party candy, or impulse buy for people with no self-control

Hott Products

Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.