Go Eat a Box of Dicks!

Sweet, chewy, and aggressively unnecessary.

If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: people will eat gummies shaped like absolutely anything — including itty-bitty dicks. Don’t believe us? Pull these out at a party and watch the room immediately descend into chaos.

These Penis Gummies are more fun than gummy bears and way better at starting conversations you can’t take back. Soft, chewy, and unapologetically ridiculous, they’re guaranteed to get mouths smacking and jokes flying.

Are they classy? No. Are they delicious? Surprisingly. Will people eat them anyway? Instantly.

Key Features

Adult novelty gummies shaped like tiny dicks
Guaranteed to cause laughter, shock, and poor decisions
Perfect for bachelorette parties and white elephant exchanges
A crowd-pleasing gag gift that never fails
Box contains 4 ounces of chewy candy

Hott Products

Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.