Eat a Bag of Dicks!

Sweet, petty, and medically unnecessary.

Everybody knows sprinkles make everything better — cupcakes, cakes, cocktails, and unresolved personal grudges. That’s why Super Fun Penis Candy exists. These tiny, tart, unapologetic dicks are the easiest way to turn any party spread into a full-blown HR violation.

Use them to dick-orate cakes, scatter them across tables, seal party invitations with chaos, or simply pour them into someone’s hand and make direct eye contact. They’re sweet, silly, and aggressively unnecessary — which is exactly the point.

Each pack includes at least 100 mini candy suckers in a mix of flavors, because at a bachelorette party (or white elephant exchange), there is no such thing as too much D.

Key Features

Mini penis-shaped candy perfect for decorating desserts and party tables
Sweet and tart flavors for maximum snackable chaos
Includes at least 100 individual candy pieces per package
Ideal for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and deeply unserious celebrations
Guaranteed to offend the right people

Candyprints

Candyprints serves up sweet, sassy, and seriously naughty fun. From cheeky candy and hilarious gag gifts to over-the-top balloons and raunchy party supplies, we’ve got everything you need to make your birthday bash, bachelorette blowout, or any special occasion unforgettable. Stock up, turn up, and let the laughs (and the innuendos) flow!