Because Lesbian Sex Has Range — And Your Toys Should Too

Lesbian sex isn’t one thing. It’s soft, messy, athletic, tender, filthy, feral, emotional, chaotic, tantric, giggly, primal, or “wait—how did my leg get up there?”  And because lesbian pleasure exists miles beyond the dusty, male-gaze fantasy of “two women making soft eye contact in a 1989 Cinemax movie,” you deserve toys built for the full spectrum. Real bodies. Real desire. Real queer expertise — not hetero guesswork in rainbow packaging.

This guide is your unapologetic, Tabu-powered roadmap to the best lesbian sex toys on the internet: strap-ons that don’t flop, harnesses that don’t betray you mid-thrust, double-ended toys that actually work for two people with vaginas, and vibes engineered for the way queer bodies actually play.

The TL;DR: You deserve gear that’s designed with you in mind — anatomically, logistically, spiritually, politically, sapphically.

Let’s get into it.

What Makes a Toy Lesbian-Friendly?

Forget the “for lesbians!” sticker some brands slap on a straight-coded toy like a rainbow Band-Aid. A real lesbian-friendly toy has:

• Harness compatibility that doesn’t require a physics degree
• Shaft shapes that make sense for bodies without a prostate
• Dual-ended options that actually align, not just “spiritually”
• Materials that aren’t: “Is that… jelly?” (No. Bad.)
• Enough flexibility to work for different positions, bodies, and mobility levels
• Power that treats the clitoris like the main event (not an afterthought)

With that in mind, here’s our official curated lineup.

Tabu’s U-Haul Approved Ten:

1. Together Double Pleasure 11" Double-Ended Dildo & Plug

Two ends, endless filth. One side gives you a sculpted, realistic dildo; the other gives you a tapered plug designed for smooth, delicious backdoor entry. Use one end, flip the script, tag-team with a partner, or pass it back and forth like the world’s most inappropriate baton.

Perfect for: mutual play, power dynamics, couples who enjoy switching, and curious beginners who want both sensations without buying two separate toys.

2. Lovense Lapis Vibrating Strapless Strap-On + Lovense Adjustable Harness 

A strapless strap-on that actually stays in and doesn’t slingshot itself across the room? Lapis is as close to queer engineering perfection as it gets.

The insertable bulb vibrates inside the wearer, giving internal stimulation while powering thrusts. The external shaft delivers deep, rumbling vibes to the receiver. And pairing it with the Lovense harness gives you stability, adjustability, and positioning that feels intentional — not improvised.

Great for long-term couples, power-bottoms, switch couples, and anyone who wants thrusting + clit stimulation simultaneously.

3. Love To Love's Dildolls

If you want gorgeous silicone that isn’t phallic cosplay, this is the collection. Gender-neutral shapes, perfect sizes, soft curves, and harness-ready bases. Think: “What if dildo makers unionized and said: STOP ASKING US FOR WEIRD VEINY MONSTERS.”

They’re beautiful, they’re functional, they’re high-quality silicone. Yes — protect the dolls, Darling.

4. We-Vibe Chorus Couples Vibrator

A cult favorite with good reason. It delivers blended G-spot + clitoral stimulation while leaving plenty of room for hands, toys, fingers, strap-ons, scissoring, or whatever choreography you two are attempting.

Its flexible U-shape is perfect for lesbian and queer couples because it adapts — it doesn’t dictate.

Simultaneous stimulation + hands-free + app control = reliably excellent for mutual play.

5. Le Wand Lick: 3-in-1 Clit Pump, Tongue Vibe & G-Spot Vibe 

A three-for-one that actually… works? Le Wand did that.

Use it as a clit pump (for sensitivity and that perfectly plumped-up throb), as a rumbly silicone tongue for focused stimulation, or as a G-spot vibe with surprisingly powerful internal pressure.

Great for queer couples who like toys that can be passed back and forth in one session without feeling repetitive.

6. Lovense Edge 2 Prostate / Fun Plug 

Prostate plug? Yes.
Lesbian favorite? Also yes.

Edge 2 is a power-bottom tool for pegging, rimming, ass play, and anyone with a prostate who wants it worshipped by app-controlled precision. With two motors and adjustable angles, it’s versatile enough for mixed-configuration couples or queer partners with different anatomy.

Also: excellent for wearing during oral, grinding, or mutual play.

7. Cal Exotics Dual Rider Remote Control Grinder

Yes, it’s from CalExotics— but this one slaps. They finally made a good lesbian toy — and we just can't get over it.

This hands-free mound lets two partners grind against the same toy simultaneously. Think: elevated scissoring, but with vibrations, angles, and textures designed for mutual stimulation.

Auntie Cal usually makes toys that look like they were designed in a bingo hall. But this time?

She ate.

8. Together Female Intimacy Couples Vibe 

The word "intimacy" gives us the ick, but if sapphic geometry had a final boss, this would be it. A wearable couples vibe designed so both partners get direct clitoral stimulation at once — finally acknowledging that lesbian sex is not a “one-person-at-a-time” sport.

Flexible arms, dual motors, hands-free wearability, and an “are we allowed to be this close?” fit. Perfect for grinding, missionary, scissoring, and any variation where bodies overlap.

9. Oxballs Claw Glove

Wait - hear us out: This may be a wild card, but it's a beautifully unhinged piece of queer engineering. Originally designed for gay anal play, Claw is secretly one of the best tools on earth for finger jobs, textured penetration, and sci-fi-level hand play. The Claw adds ridges, structure, and controlled pressure that fingers alone can’t match. Scary? Yes. Functional? Absolutely.

Because sapphic sex includes hands — glorious, talented, hardworking hands.
Because queer couples deserve options beyond “two fingers and vibes.”
And because once you try it, you’ll understand why we fought to include it.

10. Wicked Sensual Care Simply Lubricant

A clean, ingredient-conscious lube that lesbians actually trust. No glycerin. No propylene glycol. No parabens. 100% vegan. Basically: safe for your body and your politics.

Why It Belongs in a Lesbian Guide:
Because queer people read ingredient labels like scripture.
Because you deserve a lube that won’t destroy silicone toys or your microbiome.
And because this is the lube for women who show up to first dates with foster kittens.

Choosing What Works for You

At the end of the day, the best toy is the one that fits your body, your dynamics, and your kind of chaos. Everything in this guide was chosen because it works beautifully for queer sex in the real world — not in somebody’s focus group. Trust your curiosity, trust your partner, and grab whatever makes your pelvis say “Oh, absolutely.”

Common Mistakes Queer Couples Make

-Picked it out of the bargain bin at Spencer’s (we see you.)
-Buying toys designed for straight-people geometry. Missionary only? Hard pass
-Choosing a strapless dildo without enough bulb stability
-Using jelly toys (please stop disrespecting your genitals)
-Forgetting lube compatibility (silicone toy = water-based lube only)
-Underestimating how much power you want (aka ALL OF IT)
-Not considering clitoral access (90% of women need it)

Final Word

Lesbian pleasure deserves intentional design, queer endorsement, and toys that don’t assume there’s a penis in the room. Every toy in this list was chosen for the way real queer bodies move, grind, slide, thrust, angle, twist, and overlap.

This isn’t a token Pride shelf. It’s a Tabu-approved arsenal.