The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give

"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"
Proceed accordingly.

Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is finite.

This jar exists for the people who keep showing up with “just one quick thing,” “a tiny favor,” or “can you real quick—” No. Look at the jar.

Inside are a limited number of wooden fucks, 15 in fact. Each one represents a measurable unit of patience, effort, and emotional labor. When they’re gone, they’re gone — and further requests will be met with silence, staring, or a slow, deliberate blink. You've killed for less. 

This is not self-care. This is crowd control.

How To Use It

Place the jar somewhere highly visible: desk, counter, shelf, cubicle.

When someone asks for something dumb, gesture gently toward the jar.

If they persist, remove one fuck and consider whether it’s worth spending.

When the jar is empty, you are officially unavailable.

Key Features

Clear glass jar measuring approximately 4" tall

Includes 15 wooden “fucks” — intentionally limited supply

Rustic cork stopper with a tag that says exactly what it means

Perfect passive-aggressive desk accessory and stress-relief gag gift

Ideal for offices, homes, shared spaces, and people with boundaries

Who This Is Really For

Managers. Parents. Partners. Service workers. Anyone who’s tired of being the default problem-solver.

Little Genie Games
Little Genie Games makes the kind of party games and novelties that turn awkward rooms into loud ones. Since 1999, they’ve been creating playful, adult party essentials designed to break the ice, stir things up, and get people laughing fast. From irreverent gag gifts to X-rated candy and over-the-top party décor, Little Genie knows how to keep the mood light, the drinks flowing, and the photos deeply questionable.