Not to Brag, But…

This candle exists for one reason: to quietly (or not so quietly) mark an achievement. Light it after you do the deed (or when you're about to) and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. You had sexy time with another human being, and you deserve this classy participation trophy. 

Equal parts joke, souvenir, and mildly unhinged home décor, the "WE JUST HAD SEX IN HERE" candle is perfect for people who appreciate humor, confidence, and the occasional victory lap. It’s cheeky without trying too hard, bold without being graphic, and just subtle enough to pass as a “fun candle” until someone actually reads the label.

Scent Profile

Clear Communication Is Important.
Subtlety is optional.

A clean blend of eucalyptus and tea. Fresh, calming, and spa-adjacent — because even chaotic sex deserves a nice-smelling aftermath.

Key Features

100% soy wax candle
8 oz jar with approximately 40+ hour burn time
Hand poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Clean-burning, non-toxic ingredients
A perfect gag gift, add-on, or unapologetic conversation piece

Important Notes (Yes, Really)

This candle is a novelty decor item.
Not for internal or external use.
Not a massage candle. Not a drip candle. Absolutely not lube.
Burn responsibly. Communicate consensually.
Candles do not expire, but for best scent strength, burn within 1–2 years and keep the lid closed when not in use.

Sleazy Greetings
Sleazy Greetings is where sentiment meets shameless. We make cards (and now candles) for people who love each other, roast each other, and send screenshots to the group chat. From unhinged inside jokes to brutally honest “are you okay?” energy, our products prove one thing: life’s too short for boring stationery — or subtle signals.

If you’re looking for wholesome… maybe don’t start here.