Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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EYEGORE Thrusting & Vibrating Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
$115.00HE REALLY SEES YOU.Deep inside. Like… spiritually. And physically. Probably. You’ve been looking for a partner who truly understands you. Someone who sees you for who you are—your hopes, your fears, your weird little urges. You checked...$115.00 -
Dragon Tamer Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$49.00A Certified Fang-Banger Is this really what you think it is? No. It’s even worse. You’ve probably heard the old phrase, “Don’t poke the dragon.” We cordially invite you to do exactly that—and then commit...$49.00 -
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Spitting Serpent Enema Snake
XR Brands
$87.00THIS MF SPITTIN! Fun fact: a lot of people have the oddly specific nightmare of discovering a snake in their toilet. Even weirder? Some people get excited at the idea, as evidenced by this Spitting Serpent Enema Snake from Creature Cocks. Designed to...$87.00 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
$24.00THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE FUEL Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks Lab, we bring you Creature Cum Jizz Lube—a thick, gooey,...$24.00 -
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Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo
XR Brands
$499.00Nightmare Thrills, Right This Way! Is your hungry hole prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? Offer it as tribute to the Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo – the biggest beast in the sex toy game! Offering over 84 pounds of pure...$499.00 -
Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror from the Deep! Got a craving for calamari? Summon forth the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock — a Lovecraftian love stick straight from the briny abyss. Why wrestle a real squid when you can skip straight to the good part:...$87.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Proof that fruit can, in fact, be fun. Looking for a gift with serious sex a-peel? The Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a “whole” food. Vegan-friendly, fruit-forward, and ideal for anyone who...$39.99
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving