Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Creature Cocks Tentacle Harness & Dildo
XR Brands
$150.00Ruin anime for someone in real time. We all know the anime cliché — big-eyed waifs gasping for air while some overzealous octopus forgets the meaning of “consent.” Cute? Not really. Ethically sound? Not even a little. But...$150.00 -
Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath
Icon Brands
$78.00RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Surrender your ships and loosen your hips: The Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath is here to assimilate your cock. Earthling, why do you continue to struggle? Once modification begins, your new "vessel" will achieve perfection with its...$78.00 -
Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? We can’t ship you an entire octopus (customs would not approve), but we can serve up the best bit: the Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle. Of course, we all know that age-old story of "girl meets...$49.99 -
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Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99 - $83.99Check Yo’ Self Before You REX Yo’ Self! Prehistoric urges. Questionable decisions. Iconic results. Plenty of oddities roam the wild world of sex toys, but the Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is in a category all its own. Roughly a...$69.99 - $83.99 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
$39.99ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE Do you identify as mythical? Meet the Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo—living proof that the horn isn’t the only enchanted appendage in a unicorn’s arsenal. At just under 7 inches with a slim,...$39.99 -
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Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device
Oxy Shop
$86.00Have A Bite. Ready to find your sub's true tolerance level? It's time to apply some extreme duress in the form of Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device. With its heavy polished steel ring and rows of merciless spikes, Kali will teach their rebellious cock and...$86.00
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When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving