Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. This creepy abomination has slithered up from the abyss to make your wettest Lovecraftian nightmares come...$89.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Looking for a naughty gift with sex a-peel? Our Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a "hole" food! Vegan-friendly and ideal for fruit fanatics, this banana's 7 intense vibration patterns make a sweet late-night snack...$39.99 -
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Canine Penis Dildo
XR Brands
$49.00It’s Breeding Season! Like it animal-style? Our Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Canine Penis Dildo is at your command! With its unmistakable canine shape, this silicone dong allows you to explore your pet kink in a safe and ethical way. Hell-Hound...$49.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo
XR Brands
$84.99One Horn To Rule Them All. Searching for your magic place? All you need to do is believe in yourself, and this awe-inspiring Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo! As if by magic, this colorfully kinky toy knows exactly how to satisfy you from tip to...$84.99 -
Creature Cocks Demon Dragon Tongue
XR Brands
$64.00HOT LICKS! Got fiery cravings? Meet the Creature Cocks Demon Dragon Tongue—your personal fire-breathing fantasy, freshly hatched and ready to wreak havoc… in all the best ways. Straight from the lair and into your wildest imaginings, this...$64.00 -
Shots Puppy Play Plug
Shots Toys
$23.00GET SOME TAIL. Is your good boy (or girl) begging for something a little ruff? Fetch the Shots Puppy Play Plug—a plug with a perky pup tail that’s made for wagging, wiggling, and maybe even winning Best in Show. Good breeders know that it's...$23.00 -
Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves
Shots Toys
$35.00PAWS UP! Everyone knows that paws make the dog, making these Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves a must-have for your canine kinks. Made from soft and sleek neoprene, these gloves feature an iconic paw print design and an open-top design that leaves your...$35.00 -
Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator
Pipedream
$235.00"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too." - Brad Wilkerson Yeah, it looks weird—but weird WORKS. Meet the Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator, eight and a half pounds of squishy, motorboatable bliss...$235.00 -
Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo
Icon Brands
$82.00Three Dicks, One Hole. Thrice may be nice, but getting triple-stuffed in real life is logistically awkward, to say the least! If you're hungry for a whole gang bang, our Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo guarantees an easier encounter with a trio of huge...$82.00 -
Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag
Oxballs
$98.00URINE LUCK! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid kinks, just strap it...$98.00 -
The Great American Challenge Dildo
Doc Johnson
$121.00"Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." - Vanity Fair Has your search for the world's biggest dong finally brought you here? Welcome, Traveler. The Great American Challenge Dildo is here to help you find your life's purpose. This bright...$121.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving