Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Do human women seem a little too down-to-earth? Captain Kirk's mission was to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations, but we all knew what he was really looking for: That sweet space pussy! Well, we've...$79.00 -
Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00100% Nightmare Fuel! Searching for a sexy symbiote? Watch out, this Creature Cocks Venom Dildo has toxic cock syndrome! Made for experienced fanboys and fangirls, this deadly dildo's superhuman size and distinctive black and white design make it a real...$99.00 -
Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. This creepy abomination has slithered up from the abyss to make your wettest Lovecraftian nightmares come...$89.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo
XR Brands
$84.99One Horn To Rule Them All. Searching for your magic place? All you need to do is believe in yourself, and this awe-inspiring Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo! As if by magic, this colorfully kinky toy knows exactly how to satisfy you from tip to...$84.99 -
Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves
Shots Toys
$35.00PAWS UP! Everyone knows that paws make the dog, making these Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves a must-have for your canine kinks. Made from soft and sleek neoprene, these gloves feature an iconic paw print design and an open-top design that leaves your...$35.00 -
Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator
Pipedream
$235.00"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too." - Brad Wilkerson Yeah, it looks weird—but weird WORKS. Meet the Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator, eight and a half pounds of squishy, motorboatable bliss...$235.00 -
Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo
Icon Brands
$82.00Three Dicks, One Hole. Thrice may be nice, but getting triple-stuffed in real life is logistically awkward, to say the least! If you're hungry for a whole gang bang, our Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo guarantees an easier encounter with a trio of huge...$82.00 -
Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag
Oxballs
$98.00URINE LUCK! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid kinks, just strap it...$98.00 -
The Great American Challenge Dildo
Doc Johnson
$121.00"Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." - Vanity Fair Has your search for the world's biggest dong finally brought you here? Welcome, Traveler. The Great American Challenge Dildo is here to help you find your life's purpose. This bright...$121.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving