Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive in and embrace the absurd!
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Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror From The Deep! Got a craving for calamari? Summon forth the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock—a Lovecraftian love stick straight from the briny abyss. Why wrestle a real squid when you can skip straight to the good part:...$87.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
$39.99ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE Do you identify as mythical? Meet the Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo—living proof that the horn isn’t the only enchanted appendage in a unicorn’s arsenal. At just under 7 inches with a slim,...$39.99 -
Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. This creepy abomination has slithered up from the abyss to make your wettest Lovecraftian nightmares come...$89.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Looking for a naughty gift with sex a-peel? Our Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a "hole" food! Vegan-friendly and ideal for fruit fanatics, this banana's 7 intense vibration patterns make a sweet late-night snack...$39.99 -
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Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug
California Exotics
$26.00Go Big Or Go Gnome. Searching for your buried treasure? You gotta pay the troll toll with this Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug! Of course, Gnomes are better known as kitschy garden statues, but you won't find this one at Home Depot. This not-so-little puck...$26.00 -
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Canine Penis Dildo
XR Brands
$49.00It’s Breeding Season! Like it animal-style? Our Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Canine Penis Dildo is at your command! With its unmistakable canine shape, this silicone dong allows you to explore your pet kink in a safe and ethical way. Hell-Hound...$49.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo
XR Brands
$84.99One Horn To Rule Them All. Searching for your magic place? All you need to do is believe in yourself, and this awe-inspiring Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo! As if by magic, this colorfully kinky toy knows exactly how to satisfy you from tip to...$84.99 -
Creature Cocks Demon Dragon Tongue
XR Brands
$64.00HOT LICKS! Got fiery cravings? Meet the Creature Cocks Demon Dragon Tongue—your personal fire-breathing fantasy, freshly hatched and ready to wreak havoc… in all the best ways. Straight from the lair and into your wildest imaginings, this...$64.00 -
Shots Puppy Play Plug
Shots Toys
$23.00GET SOME TAIL. Is your good boy (or girl) begging for something a little ruff? Fetch the Shots Puppy Play Plug—a plug with a perky pup tail that’s made for wagging, wiggling, and maybe even winning Best in Show. Good breeders know that it's...$23.00 -
Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves
Shots Toys
$35.00PAWS UP! Everyone knows that paws make the dog, making these Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves a must-have for your canine kinks. Made from soft and sleek neoprene, these gloves feature an iconic paw print design and an open-top design that leaves your...$35.00 -
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Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device
Oxy Shop
$86.00Have A Bite. Ready to find your sub's true tolerance level? It's time to apply some extreme duress in the form of Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device. With its heavy polished steel ring and rows of merciless spikes, Kali will teach their rebellious cock and...$86.00 -
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Master Series Hellbound Braided Devil Tail Plug
Master Series
$42.00HELL YEAH! Does your usual anal agenda need an exorcism? Straight out tha' dark side - (and straight into yours) - our Master Series Hellbound Braided Devil Tail Plug is here to deliver you from boring butt play! With a silky-smooth silicone plug that's...$42.00