Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Master Series Hellbound Braided Devil Tail Plug
Master Series
$42.00HELL YEAH! Does your usual anal agenda need an exorcism? Straight out tha' dark side - (and straight into yours) - our Master Series Hellbound Braided Devil Tail Plug is here to deliver you from boring butt play! With a silky-smooth silicone plug that's...$42.00 -
Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator
Pipedream
$235.00"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too." - Brad Wilkerson Yeah, it looks weird—but weird WORKS. Meet the Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator, eight and a half pounds of squishy, motorboatable...$235.00 -
Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo
Icon Brands
$82.00Three Dicks, One Hole. Thrice may be nice, but getting triple-stuffed in real life is logistically awkward, to say the least! If you're hungry for a whole gang bang, our Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo guarantees an easier encounter with a trio of huge...$82.00 -
Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag
Oxballs
$98.00URINE LUCK! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid kinks, just strap it...$98.00 -
The Great American Challenge Dildo
Doc Johnson
$121.00"Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." - Vanity Fair Your pilgrimage ends here, Patriot. The Great American Challenge Dildo isn’t a toy — it’s a national monument. A gleaming purple obelisk to excess, freedom, and the...$121.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving