Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive in and embrace the absurd!
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Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better. Do human women seem a little too down-to-earth? Captain Kirk's mission was to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations, but we all knew what he was really looking for: That sweet space pussy! Well, we've...$79.00 -
Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00100% Nightmare Fuel! Searching for a sexy symbiote? Watch out, this Our Creature Cocks Venom Dildo has toxic cock syndrome! Made for experienced fanboys and fangirls, this deadly dildo's superhuman size and distinctive black and white design make it a...$99.00 -
Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. In the great pantheon of weird sex toys, tentacle dildos abound but this one is a real beaut! Made...$89.00 -
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Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug
California Exotics
$26.00Go Big Or Go Gnome. Searching for your buried treasure? You gotta pay the troll toll with this Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug! Of course, Gnomes are better known as kitschy garden statues, but you won't find this one at Home Depot. This not-so-little puck...$26.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo
XR Brands
$84.99One Horn To Rule Them All. Searching for your magic place? All you need to do is believe in yourself, and this awe-inspiring Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo! As if by magic, this colorfully kinky toy knows exactly how to satisfy you from tip to...$84.99 -
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Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device
Oxy Shop
$86.00Have A Bite. Ready to find your sub's true tolerance level? It's time to apply some extreme duress in the form of Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device. With its heavy polished steel ring and rows of merciless spikes, Kali will teach their rebellious cock and...$86.00 -
Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo
Icon Brands
$82.00Three Dicks, One Hole. Hungry for the whole gang bang? Thrice may be nice but getting triple-stuffed in real life is logistically awkward, to say the least! Lucky for you, our Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo guarantees an easier encounter with a trio of huge...$82.00 -
Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag
Oxballs
$98.00URINE LUCK! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid kinks, just strap it...$98.00 -
The Great American Challenge Dildo
Doc Johnson
$121.00"Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." - Vanity Fair Has your search for the world's biggest dong finally brought you here? Welcome, Traveler. The Great American Challenge Dildo is here to help you find your life's purpose. This bright...$121.00