Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo

Plenty of oddities roam the wild world of sex toys, but the Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is in a category all its own. Roughly a billion years in the making (give or take), this dino-daddy features a thick shaft, sturdy little legs, and a tail that lets it stand hands-free — because evolution demands convenience.

No arms. No claws. No jaws. Just a gloriously curved tip that may have you screaming, “Help me, Step-Saurus — I’m stuck!” It’s absurd. It’s magnificent. And yes, it’s absolutely happening.

While the dimensions may look intimidating, premium silicone construction ensures your Jurassic joyride won’t leave you dino-sore. Just don’t forget the lube — water-based or hybrid only — for peak performance and longevity.

After the Afterglow

Post-play, clean your dino with warm water and mild soap. Dishwasher safe (top rack only) for those who like their aftercare efficient. Allow to dry completely before storing away from other soft sex toys. (This carnivore doesn't play well with others.)

Key Features

Since 2007, XR Brands has created award-winning, internationally acclaimed pleasure products built for every interest and intensity level. Drawing on deep expertise in fetish, BDSM, and the science of sensation, XR designs bold, body-safe toys meant to play as hard as you do — from start to finish.