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From Here to Dickternity! Want to set the ultimate backdrop for your bridal bash? Instantly transform your party space with this Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner! The crowning jewel of...

BRING THE TDE! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Luckily, this Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is packed with TDE (Tiny Dick Energy.) A fun and affordable way to liven up the...

No Cap! When the bottles come out and the party pops off, our Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener is one bar tool with balls. Lightweight, easy-to-use, and thin enough to slip into a pocket...

Love Is In The Air! What's the secret to a poppin' bachelorette party? Teamwork, organization, and our Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! Made of durable, ultra-shiny mylar foil, this...

Pour Decisions Await! Planning a bachelorette bash? Cocktails are a MUST, but when it comes to these Glitterati Penis Shaped Drinking Glasses your party guests will always get a stiff one. As Dorothy...

Elevate The Occasion. Emblazoned with a variety of multi-colored dicks, Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins will bring style and class to your bachelorette tabletop. Chances are, they may be the...

Top It Off! Planning a last-minute Bridal Bash? Baking can be hard, but this Glitterati Same Penis Forever Cake Topper makes dickoration simple and fun. If you really want to save yourself valuable...

The Main Dish! Thinking long and hard about how and what to serve your party guests? Our Glitterati Rose Gold Penis Plates are a step in the right erection. Perfect for bachelorette events and...

A Whole Lotto Fun! Trying to get the party started with the same old boring games? SCRATCH THAT. This Glitterati Bachelorette Drink & Dare Lotto is a guaranteed good time! Perfect for bringing...

"It's A Celebration, Bitches!" Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? This Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon is inappropriately...

We've got a Full Plate..OF DICKS! Turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party with our Penis Plates - Pack of 8. Big, small, short or thick, these plates serve up all kinds of dicks. Serve...

Wipe your lips with Dancing Dicks! Plain white napkins are for church picnics. Our Penis Napkins - 8 pack will turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party! And don't forget your matching...