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From Here to Dickternity! Want to set the ultimate backdrop for your bridal bash? Instantly transform your party space with this Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner! The crowning jewel of...

BRING THE TDE! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Luckily, this Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is packed with TDE (Tiny Dick Energy.) A fun and affordable way to liven up the...

No Cap! When the bottles come out and the party pops off, our Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener is one bar tool with balls. Lightweight, easy-to-use, and thin enough to slip into a pocket...

Love Is In The Air! What's the secret to a poppin' bachelorette party? Teamwork, organization, and our Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! Made of durable, ultra-shiny mylar foil, this...

Elevate The Occasion. Emblazoned with a variety of multi-colored dicks, Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins will bring style and class to your bachelorette tabletop. Chances are, they may be the...

Top It Off! Planning a last-minute Bridal Bash? Baking can be hard, but this Glitterati Same Penis Forever Cake Topper makes dickoration simple and fun. If you really want to save yourself valuable...

The Main Dish! Thinking long and hard about how and what to serve your party guests? Our Glitterati Metallic  Penis Plates are a step in the right erection. Perfect for bachelorette events and...

HAPPY BARFDAY! Trying to get the party started with the same old boring games? SCRATCH THAT. This Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto Game is a guaranteed good time! Perfect for bringing...

We've got a Full Plate..OF DICKS! Turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party with our Penis Plates - Pack of 8. Big, small, short or thick, these plates serve up all kinds of dicks. Serve...

Wipe your lips with Dancing Dicks! Plain white napkins are for church picnics. Our Penis Napkins - 8 pack will turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party! And don't forget your matching...

The Perfect "Gag" Gift! Telltale stains and splatters are for newbies. REAL BlowJob Queens always carry this BJB (BlowJob Bib!) Wear your Blow Bib to your next Blind Date, Bachelorette Party,...

Send A Naughty Message From The Heart. Want to give your lover something sweet to chew on? Sadly, those iconic heart-shaped candies you knew and loved as a kid are no longer available, but now we've...