Candyprints

Send A Naughty Message From The Heart. Want to give your lover something sweet to chew on? Sadly, those iconic heart-shaped candies you knew and loved as a kid are no longer available, but now we've...

EAT A BAG OF DICKS! Everybody knows Candy Sprinkles make everything better, which makes our versatile and inexpensive Super Fun Penis Candy is a must-have. Sprinkle it on Penis Cakes, Table Settings,...

How Low Can You Blow?!!! Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? These Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons are cheap and obnoxious, but...