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We've got a Full Plate..OF DICKS! Turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party with our Penis Plates - Pack of 8. Big, small, short or thick, these plates serve up all kinds of dicks. Serve...

Wipe your lips with Dancing Dicks! Plain white napkins are for church picnics. Our Penis Napkins - 8 pack will turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party! And don't forget your matching...

The Perfect "Gag" Gift! Telltale stains and splatters are for newbies. REAL BlowJob Queens always carry this BJB (BlowJob Bib!) Wear your Blow Bib to your next Blind Date, Bachelorette Party,...

Send A Naughty Message From The Heart. Want to give your lover something sweet to chew on? Sadly, those iconic heart-shaped candies you knew and loved as a kid are no longer available, but now we've...

EAT A BAG OF DICKS! Everybody knows Candy Sprinkles make everything better, which makes our versatile and inexpensive Super Fun Penis Candy is a must-have. Sprinkle it on Penis Cakes, Table Settings,...

How Low Can You Blow? Cheap, colorful and sarcastic - nothing creates an instant party atmosphere like these Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons. Perfect for spicing up basic birthdays and boring office...