Candyprints

EAT A BAG OF DICKS! Everybody knows Candy Sprinkles make everything better, which makes our versatile and inexpensive Super Fun Penis Candy is a must-have. Sprinkle it on Penis Cakes, Table Settings,...

How Low Can You Blow?!!! Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? These Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons are cheap and obnoxious, but...