DADDY Fan

Bring the Heat, Daddy

A fan with premium fatherly authority.

Some people ask politely. DADDY gives instructions.

This Wood Rocket DADDY Fan is made for the center of attention – the one who pays the tab, calls the shots, and makes sure nobody touches the thermostat without written permission. Snap it open and let the shiny gold DADDY lettering deliver the message loud and clear while you stay cool, composed, and delightfully overbearing.

Perfect for clubs, Pride, play parties, family reunions where you’re “not mad, just disappointed,” or any setting where you want to remind everyone who’s running this operation. Pair it with your favorite leather, your best dad stare, or a fresh round of deeply unnecessary puns.

Warning: sudden deployment may cause eye-rolling, groaning, or unsolicited requests to “please stop with the jokes, Dad.”

Key Features

Bold black fan with gold “DADDY” lettering

Glossy bamboo ribs for a powerful, dad-worthy snap

High-quality satin fan material

Approximately 13" height when opened

Lightweight, folds down easily, fits in pockets big enough for dad wallets

Wood Rocket
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