Demotivational Pens 5-Pack

WRITE LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN UP.

Finally, office supplies that tell the truth.

The Demotivational Pens 5-Pack delivers five brutally honest reminders for anyone who's survived an office meeting that should have been an email. Whether you're signing paperwork, jotting down notes, or pretending to look busy, these sarcastic ballpoint pens are guaranteed to earn a few laughs (or sighs of agreement).

Keep them on your desk, hand one to your favorite coworker, or toss them into a gift bag for the office pessimist who already knows exactly how the week is going to end.

Demotivational Pens - 5 Pack Key Features:

Includes 5 sarcastic ballpoint pens.
Each pen features a different demotivational saying.
Messages include "You Can Be Replaced," "It Will Probably Get Worse," "Failure Is Always an Option," "You're Going to F**k It Up at Some Point," and "Dream Big. Then Settle."
Great for office gifts, white elephant exchanges, birthdays, and gag gift baskets.
Perfect for coworkers, managers, and anyone with a healthy sense of sarcasm.

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