BITCH, YOU LOOK HUNGRY.

Introducing Eat A Bag Of Dicks — a 4-inch vinyl declaration of hostility, sarcasm, and emotional honesty. Big enough to get noticed on a laptop, water bottle, cooler, or notebook, this isn't some tiny hidden inside joke. This thing walks into the room first.

You could hand it to your most inappropriate friend. You could toss it into a White Elephant gift exchange. You could even see that F-150 double-parked in your spot again and think, "I have a solution for this." You could indeed. 

The Sticky Situation

4" H x 3" L vinyl sticker
Bold retro-style "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" artwork
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, coolers, notebooks, and emotional expression
Makes an excellent White Elephant gift or cart add-on
Big personality. Minimal commitment.

Who It’s For

Your loud divorced aunt.
Your mouthy margarita enthusiast friend.
That coworker HR already recognizes on sight.
People who believe passive aggression should be more active.

What To Expect

Laughter. Questions. Somebody immediately saying, "Oh my God, I know exactly who needs this." One person insisting they're buying it "for a friend." Sure, Jan.

Wood Rocket — Where Sex And Humor Collide!
Do you like your adult content EXTRA WEIRD? So does Wood Rocket! Known for creating the best parody porn around, Wood Rocket also produces dirty merch and gag gifts that are as hilariously offensive as they are pop-culture savvy. Entertaining, silly and always memorable, Wood Rocket’s fun collection of Pins, Playing Cards, and Coloring Books are sure to put a smile on your face – or someone else’s. Let's get WEIRD!