Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book

ON YOUR KNEES. PICK A COLOR.
Let’s see what kind of freak you are.

This is the Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book. It is not here to nurture you. It is not here to inspire you. It is here to expose you.

Page after page of deliciously inappropriate fetishes, illustrated in bold, clean lines — just waiting to be filled in by your shaky little hands. Latex. Leather. Restraints. Submission. Things you thought you’d “just look at,” but somehow keep returning to.

Color carefully. Stay inside the lines. If you do a good job, maybe you’ll earn the privilege of licking my boots.

Created by Wood Rocket, this adult-only coloring book turns your favorite weird thoughts into a humiliatingly relaxing art project. Whether you’re coloring alone, showing off at a party, or pretending this is “just a gag gift,” remember: I know why you bought it.

What Awaits You Inside

24 fetish-filled illustrations drawn to be filled, shaded, and silently judged

A playful spectrum of kinks — from teasingly tame to “oh, you’re like that”

Plenty of open space for slow coloring and self-reflection

Artwork designed to reward patience, obedience, and good technique

Rules (Read Carefully)

Adults only. Obviously.

Use crayons, colored pencils, or markers — do not rush.

Color inside the lines unless instructed otherwise.

Compliments will be rare. Disappointment is always implied.

Book Details

24 high-quality naughty pages

Printed on thick 80 lb stock (because flimsy paper is for cowards)

Glossy full-color cover

Perfect for parties, gifts, or quiet nights alone with your thoughts

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.