Sex Gag Gifts
Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99"A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it aint' no house in the hills. It's our Jumping...$9.99 -
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Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
Now: $62.00Was: $80.00HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Life can't all be football and handjobs...OR CAN IT? A perfect gift for the gridiron-obsessed, this Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator combines every guy's two favorite sports into one very handy tool. When you're ready for...Now: $62.00Was: $80.00 -
CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet and wild party game! With CUM FACE, you'll have to swallow your pride (and more) as you and your friends face off in a dramatic struggle of...$49.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$12.00EAT A BOWL OF DICKS! Hungry for some peen cuisine? If you're looking for a grownup party dish - or just a 2am snack - this Penis Pasta is the perfect combination of tasty and tasteless. Top it off with your favorite cream sauce and BONE APPETIT! Penis...$12.00 -
Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party HARDER. Do most adult party games come off as a bit tedious? Limp? IMPOTENT? These well-hung Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards took the classic "Higher Or Lower" drinking game we all know and love...and put some meat on it! There's no complicated rules...$17.00 -
Unihorn Bean Blossom
Creative Conceptions
$50.00Because everyone needs love (and a Unicorn.) Never grew out of your Unicorn phase? Hey - We don't judge! In fact, we want you to lean into your "hornier" inclinations with this Unihorn Bean Blossom. With its relentless flicking, circling, and sucking...$50.00 -
Stress Breasts
Spencer & Fleetwood
$16.99Boobs: Nature's Antidepressants! Need to calm your tits? When it comes to stress relief, nothing releases the dopamine quite like a dope set of mammaries! A fast, convenient, and most importantly - LEGAL - way to get your squeeze on, these Stress Breasts...$16.99 -
The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99More Fun Than Fortnite! Looking for hot stepmoms in your area? Enjoy some full-grown fuckery with The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book. Perfect when paired with a juice box and a fruit roll-up, this 24-page tribute to cougar love will keep you...$12.99 -
Classic Porn Playing Cards
Wood Rocket
$12.99KEEP POKER NIGHT DIRTY! Do you yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Add some grindhouse to your game with Wood Rocket's Classic Porn Playing Cards! Maybe it's the grainy film or those wacky...$12.99 -
The Anal Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Taint' Life Grand? Introducing The Anal Sex Coloring Book. You could try one of those half-assed adult coloring books filled with hearts and flowers, butt fuck it! This 24-page anal opus is jam-packed with your favorite hobby: BUTT STUFF. And,...$12.99 -
The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99How Does Lesbian Sex Work? BOTH PEOPLE CUM. If you love kicking back with a little "chick lick", our The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book is a no-man's land of fun! Perfect for vagitarians, you'll get 24 hot lesbian sex scenarios that are sure to hit the (G)...$12.99 -
Magic Wand Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.99#TEAMHITACHI Has your Hitachi Magic Wand surpassed mere vibrator status and entered into significant-other territory? You're not alone. Join the club and wear your preferred orgasm-provider on your sleeve with our Magic Wand Lapel Pin from Wood...$10.99
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!