Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny...$9.99 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
Hott Products
$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can and instantly transforms your drink into...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
Hott Products
$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the void, and genuinely ask...$11.99 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and also not nearly far enough. It’s...$11.99 -
“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
$34.00Quack If You’re Naughty The world is on fire, taxes are due, politicians are yelling—and yet here you are buying a vibrating rubber duck. And honestly? Great choice. Meet the “Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator: the...$34.00 -
Hungry Like The Wolf Furry Stroker
XR Brands
$97.00SLEEVE WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) Shawty had them fluffy tail genes (genes)And A Sleeve with the fur (with the fur)The whole pack was lookin’ at her. Look, man, I know what you’re thinking.Yes, she’s got fur. Yes, she howls. Yes,...$97.00 -
"Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00Your Anxiety Is Chronic, But Those Tits Are Iconic. Compliments that actually matter. When you care enough to send the very breast, this “Best Titties” Naughty Greeting Card delivers the affirmation everyone secretly wants. Equal parts...$5.00 -
Penis Shot Glasses
Shots Toys
$24.99Pour Decisions Await! Four dapper little dicks. One very questionable night. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette blowout or a classy little gathering with your favorite dickhead friends, cocktails are mandatory. Make sure everyone gets a stiff...$24.99 -
FUCK OFF Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00Catch This Breeze… and This Message A fan for when subtlety has left the chat. There are many ways to express your feelings. This one is fast, efficient, and delightfully disrespectful. The Wood Rocket FUCK OFF Fan is your new go-to emotional...$21.00 -
NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00It’s Giving Dick Print. Because grey sweatpants changed the internet forever. Life can’t be all grey sweatpants… or can it? When your gift deserves just a little more visual encouragement, this NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping...$15.00 -
GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set
Doc Johnson
$24.00It’s Not Going to Suck Itself!The birthday gift he’ll actually remember. Forget the candles, cake, or cheer—this one’s for his lower sphere.A birthday treat he won’t forget:the GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set! Inside the box:...$24.00 -
Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray
THANK ME NOW
$13.00Wiggle It, Just A Little Bit! Ahhh..Jello Shots, where childhood nostalgia meets questionable adult decision-making. With Get Lucky's Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray, you can add some Spring Break atmosphere to your boring grown-folks event! The...$13.00
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
