Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$11.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.(Someone had to say it.) The world is absolutely crawling with assholes — loud ones, proud ones, “I’m just being honest” ones — and yet so few ever receive the recognition they so desperately...$11.99 -
"I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from your everyday...$7.99 -
"Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from...$7.99 -
Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00 - $30.00Yum, Yum, Come Get Some! Like it RAW? This Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card is a tasty invitation to 2 of the best things in life! This super-seggsy greeting card is blank so you can write all the juicy details on the inside. Just...$5.00 - $30.00 -
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NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set
KushKards
Now: $18.00Was: $22.00SEND A CLIMAX (IN A CARD!) Does your stressed-out friend, lover, or situationship need a serious vibe check? Skip the bubble bath and candles — the NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set delivers relaxation the fun way. Equal parts...Now: $18.00Was: $22.00 -
Pink Penis Wine Bag
Little Genie Games
$6.99“12 Inches. My Favorite Vintage!” Pairs well with wine, vibes, and poor impulse control. Got someone on your gift list who loves the hard stuff? Congratulations — you’ve found the crossover event of the season. The Pink...$6.99 -
Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people laugh since the 1960s. No batteries. No explanation...$9.99 -
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Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
Now: $62.00Was: $80.00HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Two passions. One handy game plan. Life can’t all be football and handjobs… or can it? The Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator is a winning play for the gridiron-obsessed, combining two all-time favorites...Now: $62.00Was: $80.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Proof that fruit can, in fact, be fun. Looking for a gift with serious sex a-peel? The Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a “whole” food. Vegan-friendly, fruit-forward, and ideal for anyone who...$39.99 -
CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99(CUM) LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick… or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet, wild, and unapologetically messy party game! This is hand-to-gland combat at its finest: pump hard, pump fast, pump first—not...$49.99 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto
Candyprints
$11.99HAPPY BARFDAY! Scratch. Dare. Drink. Regret later. Tired of the same old yawn-fest party games? SCRATCH THAT. The Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto Game is the one game where everyone wins (and everyone gets wasted). Inside...$11.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$8.00Eat a Bowl of Dicks. Dinner plans just got aggressively immature. Hungry for some peen cuisine? Whether you’re throwing an adults-only dinner party or making questionable choices at 2 a.m., this Penis Pasta delivers the perfect balance of tasty...$8.00
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
