Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Candy Ass Booty Pop
Hott Products
$5.00You Are Butt You Eat. A sweet treat with absolutely no shame. May we ASS you a personal question? Do you like butts? Cool. You’re among friends. The Candy Ass Booty Pop is a cheeky little lollipop designed for people who appreciate their sweets...$5.00 -
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Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Don’t Grow Up — It Sucks. A coloring book for people who remember joy. Remember when you were young and couldn’t wait to grow up? Turns out adulthood isn’t cocaine and hookers — it’s emails, ibuprofen, and wondering...$12.99 -
Big Boobie Balloons
Hott Products
$9.99Have the Breast Time Ever! Because everything is better with inflatable boobs. Is there a single situation that wouldn’t be improved by a buoyant set of breasts? We’re not saying yes — but we’re also not saying no. The Big Boobie...$9.99 -
NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00MAKE A SPLASH! If your squirt queen lives life by the LITER, she's going to gush over this NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper. Perfect for X-Rated gifting, this G-Centric gift wrap celebrates every girl's favorite bedroom party trick. (AKA -...$15.00 -
Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Members Only! Because everything looks better in HD (Huge Dicks). Most of us can agree: some things just photograph better in high definition. And if you’re the kind of person who appreciates the male form in all its… ambitious glory, this...$12.99 -
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FUCK BUDDY Sticker 3 Pack
KushKards
$9.00Just Hangin' & Bangin' Who's that special someone who's always there when you need them but never expects anything in return? We're not talking about your vibrator, we're talking about your FWB! Most of us can agree that commitment is overrated and...$9.00 -
BIG DICK ENERGY Sticker 3 Pack
KushKards
$9.00"I NEED A HUG(e) dick." Is BDE what you want, BDE what you need? 8 inches to a foot to make your climax succeed? Well, Congrats! You are a boner-fied Size Queen, and this BIG DICK ENERGY Sticker 3 Pack is the perfect way to advertise your love of the...$9.00 -
Unihorn Bean Blossom
Creative Conceptions
$50.00Because Everyone Needs Love (and a Unicorn.) Cute on the outside. Relentless where it counts. Never grew out of your unicorn phase? Good. Lean into your hornier inclinations with the Unihorn Bean Blossom — an adorable little creature with a very...$50.00 -
Sexy Guys Playing Cards
Little Genie Games
$7.50Nice Deck! Guys get the full-frontal fantasy—what do we get? The Sexy Guys Playing Cards. Perfect for games of poke-her, one-handed solitaire, or impressing your friends without scaring Grandma, this 52-card deck is packed with oiled-up hunks...$7.50 -
Stress Breasts
Spencer & Fleetwood
$16.99Boobs: Nature’s Antidepressants. Squeeze responsibly. No court dates required. Need to calm your tits? When stress hits hard, nothing delivers instant emotional support quite like a perfectly squeezable pair of Stress Breasts. Designed for maximum...$16.99 -
The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99More Fun Than Fortnite! Because Hot Moms deserve hobbies too. Looking for hot MILFs in your area? Congrats — you’ve found a creative outlet instead. The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book is a shameless, tongue-in-cheek tribute to fully grown,...$12.99 -
Classic Porn Playing Cards
Wood Rocket
$12.99Keep Poker Night Filthy. Because porn was weirder before Wi-Fi ruined everything. Remember when getting your fantasy fix required imagination, effort, and a little shame at the local video counter? Before algorithms, autoplay, and fifteen open tabs?...$12.99
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
