Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Unihorn Bean Blossom
Creative Conceptions
$50.00Because Everyone Needs Love (and a Unicorn.) Cute on the outside. Relentless where it counts. Never grew out of your unicorn phase? Good. Lean into your hornier inclinations with the Unihorn Bean Blossom — an adorable little creature with a very...$50.00 -
Sexy Guys Playing Cards
Little Genie Games
$7.50Nice Deck! Guys get the full-frontal fantasy—what do we get? The Sexy Guys Playing Cards. Perfect for games of poke-her, one-handed solitaire, or impressing your friends without scaring Grandma, this 52-card deck is packed with oiled-up hunks...$7.50 -
Clone-A-Willy Glow In The Dark Vibrator Kit
Empire Labs
$60.00It’s GLOW Time. We can’t promise immortality, but we can absolutely preserve your best work. The Clone-A-Willy Glow In The Dark Vibrator Kit lets you immortalize your stiffest moments in glowing, body-safe silicone — so your legacy...$60.00 -
Schag's Sultry Stout - Beer Can Stroker
Blush Toys
$59.00THE ONLY STOUT THAT WANTS YOU TO FINISH IT.Rich, smooth... and surprisingly heady. Buying gifts for men is a nightmare. They've already got the grill gadgets, whiskey stones, and enough socks to survive the apocalypse...until now. At first glance, the...$59.00 -
Stress Breasts
Spencer & Fleetwood
$16.99Boobs: Nature’s Antidepressants. Squeeze responsibly. No court dates required. Need to calm your tits? When stress hits hard, nothing delivers instant emotional support quite like a perfectly squeezable pair of Stress Breasts. Designed for maximum...$16.99 -
The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99More Fun Than Fortnite! Because Hot Moms deserve hobbies too. Looking for hot MILFs in your area? Congrats — you’ve found a creative outlet instead. The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book is a shameless, tongue-in-cheek tribute to fully grown,...$12.99 -
Classic Porn Playing Cards
Wood Rocket
$12.99Keep Poker Night Filthy. Because porn was weirder before Wi-Fi ruined everything. Remember when getting your fantasy fix required imagination, effort, and a little shame at the local video counter? Before algorithms, autoplay, and fifteen open tabs?...$12.99 -
The Anal Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Taint’ Life Grand? A coloring book for people who know exactly where the joke is going. (In the other hole.) Tired of adult coloring books filled with flowers, mandalas, and aggressive positivity? Hard pass. The Anal Sex Coloring Book skips the...$12.99 -
The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99How Does Lesbian Sex Work? Both People Cum. Finally. An educational resource. If you enjoy relaxing with a little sapphic fantasy, consider this your arts-and-crafts moment. The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book is a gleefully inappropriate tribute to women...$12.99 -
"Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99It’s the Tits. A coloring book for people who know what they like. Love a good set of lady lumps? Congratulations — you’ve found your people. The Boobs Boobs Boobs Coloring Book is a full-on celebration of breasts in all their glorious...$12.99 -
Magic Wand Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.99#TEAMHITACHI Wear your loyalty. Quietly. Or not. Has your Hitachi Magic Wand surpassed “vibrator” status and entered significant-other territory? You’re not alone. The Magic Wand Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket is a tiny, wearable tribute...$10.99 -
"Win My Pussy" Dice Game
Kheper Games
$7.99Always Bet On Pussy Think you’re ready for high-stakes bedroom action? LOL, calm down. These “Win My Pussy” Dice are as basic as it gets—five little cubes of chance that somehow still manage to make her the winner every time...$7.99
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
