Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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What the F*ck Bar Cards
Kheper Games
$9.99Dude, That’s F*cked Up! You’re three drinks deep, someone’s arguing about crypto, and your friend just said the word “microdosing” for the fifth time. Time to rescue the night — with the What the F*ck Drinking Game...$9.99 -
Boob Beer Pong Balls - Pack of 6
Island Dogs
$8.99Titties and Beer. That’s Why You’re Here. Beer pong, but with nipples. Because maturity is a choice. If you like your party games classy, keep scrolling. The Boob Beer Pong Balls (Pack of 6) are exactly what they sound like: bouncy,...$8.99 -
Big Boobie Beach Ball
Hott Products
$11.99IT'S THE TITS. What's always welcome at every party? BEWBZ!!!! Better than chips and queso, our Big Boobie Beach Ball is one party favor everyone will want to get their hands on. This VIT (very important titty) features a big, bouncy 2 foot diameter...$11.99 -
Strawberry Booby Pop
Hott Products
MSRP: $6.50$5.00Tits a Wonderful Life. A sweet little tribute to everyone’s first fixation. Remember the first time you ever laid eyes on a truly impressive set of knockers? This Strawberry Booby Pop is here to help you relive that formative moment — one...MSRP: $6.50$5.00 -
Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms
Global Protection
$6.00Glow Up. Safe sex, but make it radioactive. Does your weiner crave attention? Same. The Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms are here to make sure no one loses track of the main event — even when the lights are off and the decisions are...$6.00 -
Big Boobie Cake Pan
Pipedream
$20.99What a Great (Cake) Rack! Bake something with serious support. Ready to serve dessert with stacked proportions? The Big Boobie Cake Pan lets you bake a show-stopping pair of breasts that no one at the party will forget — whether they want to or...$20.99 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
Candyprints
$6.00We’ve Got a Full Plate (of Dicks!). Serve snacks. Serve audacity. Serve cock. Why settle for boring tableware when you can put the joke directly on the plate? These Penis Plates bring instant, unavoidable filth to any party — no setup...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
Candyprints
$10.00The Perfect “Gag” Gift. Because legends plan ahead. Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real Blowjob Queens come prepared. The BJB (BlowJob Bib) is equal parts outrageous and oddly practical — designed for people who like their jokes filthy...$10.00 -
Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps
Pastease
$11.99Lick And Stick. Because foreplay should taste as good as it looks. Think your naughty bits are good enough to lick? Prove it. Pastease Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps turn bodies into dessert — sweet, playful, and meant strictly for...$11.99 -
Clone-A-Willy DYI Vibrator Kit
Empire Labs
$58.00Better Than a Selfie. Make a copy. Leave a legacy. Who makes the best sex toy on the planet? You do. The Clone-A-Willy DIY Vibrator Kit lets you create an exact, shockingly detailed replica of your favorite body part — for admiration, nostalgia,...$58.00 -
Gummy Boobs
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99It’s the TITS. For the grown-up who is perpetually fourteen. Let’s not overthink this. Boobs are great. Everyone agrees. Young or old, gay or straight, civilized or feral — boobs remain undefeated. And now, thanks to these Gummy Boobs,...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
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Penis Gummies
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99Go Eat a Box of Dicks! Sweet, chewy, and aggressively unnecessary. If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: people will eat gummies shaped like absolutely anything — including itty-bitty dicks. Don’t believe us? Pull these out...MSRP: $7.15$6.99
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
