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WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something...

TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any...

NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that...

NSFW (But Neither Are You!) If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous...

With them multi-colored DICKS, and the trim with the FURRR, everybody was lookin' at HERRR. Ready to lean into your PRIDE look? Don't simply make an entrance - steal the show with this Rainbow Pecker...

THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people...

A Little Leather Goes A Long Way Meet the Starstruck Studded Leather Pasties with Nipple Hole — proof that coverage is optional, but attitude is mandatory. Crafted from supple black leather and...

You Are Butt You Eat! May we ass you a question? Do you like sweet butts and you just can't lie? Well, this Candy Ass Booty Pop is treat you'll really get behind. These bite-sized suckers come in two...

HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events,...

Party In The Front (And The Back!) Still think DPs are just for porn stars? Double penetration can be complicated, but our Skinsations Duplexx Vibrating & Rotating Double Dildo makes it feel...

Bottom's Up! What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake, so she might as well start drinking now with this Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace! This clear plastic jigger comes with...

SUCKS LIKE A MOTHER. We can all agree that taxes, rush hour, and dental appointments suck. But you know what REALLY sucks? Performance issues. If you'd go to extraordinary lengths for extraordinary...