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Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop
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$4.99HOLY SHIT. IT'S CHOCOLATE. The classiest turd you'll ever put in your mouth. The Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop takes everyone's favorite poop emoji, gives it an adorable little face, and...$4.99 -
EnGAYgement Rainbow Style Caution Tape
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$12.00CRIME SCENE: EXTREME HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY. Do not proceed with caution. Your party plan is on lock. The candles are lit. The champagne is chilled. The flowers are perfect. But something's missing. It...$12.00 -
Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace
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$8.00YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK IT. Taste the rainbow. There are elegant accessories. Then there's the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace — a stretchy loop of hard candy beads finished with a...$8.00 -
Rainbow Pecker Cock Sock
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$10.00WE AS A SPECIES HAD OPTIONS. And somehow we arrived here. There are inventions that changed the world. The lightbulb. Penicillin. The internet. Then there's the Rainbow Pecker Huggie — a tiny...$10.00 -
Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep
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$12.99THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BUY IT.She’s been a BAAAAAAD girl.Look… some folks want candlelight and silk sheets. Others? They’re more of a “meet me behind the barn” kind...$12.99 -
Dickboy 10" Dildo
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$34.00“You Up?” Energy. Big. Thick. Cheap. No personality. Exactly what you’re here for. If you’re looking for bells, whistles, or cutting-edge innovation… keep scrolling...$34.00 -
Jumping Boobies
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$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something...$9.99 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
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$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
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$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that...$11.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
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$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You.) If you’re lucky enough to have a job, there are so many things you’re dying to say to your boss and coworkers — and absolutely none of them belong...$12.00 -
Rainbow Pecker Bopper Headband
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$9.99With them multi-colored DICKS, and the trim with the FURRR, everybody was lookin' at HERRR. Ready to lean into your PRIDE look? Don't simply make an entrance - steal the show with this Rainbow Pecker...$9.99 -
Jumping Pecker
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$9.99THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people...$9.99